Ars(e) Poetica: Sonnets from My Butt

Title: Ars(e) Poetica
Rating: M.
Warnings: Teen angst, flagrant sonnet abuse, gratuitous cow-irker abuse
Notes: These are (almost) all the sonnets I've written since I was seventeen. Some of them are awesome, some of them suck royal powdered donkey ass. You decide. As of this moment — December 2010 — I'm finally looking at maybe getting a book out, next year. These and some illustrations by Franko the Magnificent.

Ars(e) Poetica:

1. Petrarch on a Pike
2. To Astrid
3. Serapi
4. He Runs With Scissors
5. Eden for a Letter
6. Entreaty
7. Apologia
8. Madonna of the Loft
9. Reminiscences of a Techie
10. Ad Nauseum
11. Isolati
12. Life is Bigger…
13. The Jade Marie
14. Through the Plexiglass
15. Ode to a Grape
16. Run for the Money…
17. Daemon's Theatre
18. Errant Soliloquy
19. Contrition of the Shallow
20. An Ode to Ume-kun (the real 20th sonnet…)
21. The Swank Tiger
22. Indecision
23. Basking in Starlight
24. The Convent Ruins
25. Electric Simplicity
26. Dynamics of the Ferret Heart
27. 27
28. Romance Remembers Its Age
29. Christmas for Lady Winter
30. Loving Haemorrhage
31. Playing with Ice
32. Sugar-shined Valkyrie
33. The Tower of Mirth
34. The Feathered Wind
35. The Rescue Hound
36. A Solution
37. Falling Angels
38. Wakrubaya T'kahr'y'tan (The Evolution of Vulcan Philosophy)
39. Heart of Snow
40. Twelve Green Bottles 
41. Damaged Goods (are the best kind) [Birthday post. Scroll down.]
42. The Question Stands Unasked [Birthday post. Scroll down.]