Nov 202025
 

Title: Excellent Taste in Battlemages
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Anders , Cormac Hawke , Lord Manhammer
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Three wizards, one a shirtless barbarian
Notes: Cormac will tell you time and again that he doesn't have a type, and yet… *shrugs*
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Nov 172025
 

Title: Apples, Cheese, and an Argument on the Divine Nature of Andraste
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Ser John
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian
Notes: The Chantry's view of history isn't that passed down by the people, and outside the confines of doctrinal absolutes, the debate on her true nature continues.
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Nov 032025
 

Title: Whose apple?
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Niall , Princess Dandelion
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes: Y'all decided you needed more of the Thedosian adventures of Lord Manhammer, so here we go again! One of these years, I'll manage a halla that doesn't look like a damp towel, but it's not gonna be this year. First up, Niall learns the hard way that what Princess wants, she gets. Manhammer just like 'What were you expecting?'
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Jul 142025
 

Title: Someone Keeps Eating My Hair
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ,
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: Can't teach a halla anything it doesn't want to learn. Sorry, Manhammer, she's your problem now. if you're whistling TMBG's 'someone keeps moving my chair' all day, i'll take the blame
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Nov 252024
 

Title: Several Bottles Later
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Ser John
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian and shirtless friend
Notes: And in the end, everyone's gotten what they deserved. One templar knocked down a peg, one southern barbarian with a hangover and a crick in his back.
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Nov 182024
 

Title: The Privilege of Being Right
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Ser John
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Nobody is quite dressed, but the attempt has been made. The wine is implied.
Notes: "I told you it wasn't impossible."
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Nov 112024
 

Title: A Royal Not Yet Lost
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes: …But a good bit of it spent on good wine, which dear Dandelion does not get to drink, however tired of being a pillow she might become.
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Nov 042024
 

Title: A Wager Made
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Ser John
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes:

"Okay, but, it is possible, and I can prove it to you."

'Except you can't, because it isn't. Do you even hear yourself? Even the halla knows that's impossible.'

"Orlesian gold, if you're right. You do whatever I want for the rest of the day, if I'm right."

'You cannot afford an entire royal.'

"Doesn't matter. I'm not wrong."

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Mar 112024
 

Title: Expecting the Worst
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: I keep trying to get like… serious classic barbarian art with Manhammer, but it's … I can't tell if it's ridiculous because I subconsciously know it should be, or if it's ridiculous because I keep subconsciously sabotaging it because it should be.
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Mar 042024
 

Title: Arrogance: Old and New
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Valery de Serault
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes: A certain Ciriane barbarian is exposed to the Orlesians his people have become. The international incident is immediate.
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