Jul 242023
 

Title: Whose Breakfast?
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Ser John
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes:

"What even– You know what? Don't tell me. Did you want help with that?"

'No, I'm just lying here for my health. Get the basket before she figures out it's there.'

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Jul 102023
 

Title: Hello, What Are You Eating?
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes: Everyone in the audience with a cat knows exactly where this is going… Sorry about your donuts, Manhammer, but you can't fight fate.
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Jul 032023
 

Title: Is There Breakfast?
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes: Y'all voted for Manhammer Does Thedas, so I assume that means you like my garbage sense of humour. This month, a four-part sequence that anyone with a cat will immediately recognise.
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Apr 242023
 

Title: Gytha's Latest Design
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Anton Hawke , Mintaka , Isabela
Rating: T ( L2 N1 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian, cleavage, short skirt, and an offhand dildo
Notes:
"Oooh, new offhand dildo!"

*thump*

'Is he okay?'

"Oh, get up, Manhammer. It's bludgeoning damage, not piercing damage!"

'Oh, I don't know, I bet you could get some good piercing with this. I've heard Artemis–'

"No, you've heard Cormac. Not another word about my brothers, unless you're going to tell me the lyrium means it'll go through his shield, so you can hit him with it the next time he gets loud."
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Apr 172023
 

Title: Vital Introductions
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Anton Hawke , Mintaka , Isabela
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian, some cleavage and thigh
Notes: The drake, you'll notice, is having none of this. Manhammer would like to be having a lot more of it, a lot closer to Isabela.
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Apr 102023
 

Title: But Is It House-Trained
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Mintaka , Anton Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes:
"Seriously? A dragon? Indoors?"

"It's a drake. And this is a dog! And this is alsoΒ my throne room."

"It's a Maker-damned dragon, Hawke. You know what happens when that thing grows up?"

"I feed him twice as much kibble, and stretch a little to reach the chin scritchies."

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Apr 032023
 

Title: Princess Dandelion Questions the Decor
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes: "Okay, great, it's a dragon egg. What do you care?"

For some reason, you guys voted for Manhammer Does Thedas, this month, and … I am just not as funny as usual. Sorry, y'all.
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Nov 282022
 

Title: Functional Fashion
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Kinnon , Ser Peryn , Lord Manhammer
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dude
Notes: Peryn would like to have a conversation that doesn't involve his clothing choices, now. Maybe one that involves three beers and some good cheese.
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