Sep 222025
 

Title: A Sudden Interest
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Memeth
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Rating's a little higher because she's a drider. Don't click if you're afraid of spiders.
Notes: Perhaps an eye you didn't want to catch. Even in her blessings, Memeth the Ever-Changing can be a bit more than anticipated.
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Sep 182025
 

Title: Theron's Pickled DEEZ NUTZ
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Theron Mahariel
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless elf in shorts
Notes: For Kye. This all started with a line about Theron's pickled walnuts, and it all went downhill from there, at the last party. And yes, that weird brownish green is what pickled walnuts look like when they're about half done.
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Sep 012025
 

Title: The Weight of Nothing Overhead
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless drow
Notes: The votes are in, and y'all gave me 'Salt-Mining the Underdark', so it's gonna be salty drow all month, plus this somewhat less salty drow. 'OMG,' you say, 'why is a drow out in the sun? They can't see in sunlight!' Which, yes, but also A) you can't see his other eye and B) it's Jarlaxle, and I promise there are magic items for exactly that.
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