May 262025
 

Title: The Archmage Who Didn't Ask
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Gromph Baenre
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half elf, half fish, no shirt… also no patience
Notes: … your opinion, Jarlaxle. Please envision the world's most annoying rogue, according to 3/3 people who put up with him regularly, standing just out of frame, and having the sorts of opinions he tends to, at the perfect volume to distract anyone but Kimmuriel. Brothers, am I right?
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Jul 222021
 

Title: Brothers in Sass and Salt
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre , Gromph Baenre
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One scantily-clad drow
Notes: Yeah, I'm not clear on what happened here, because heat exhaustion is a way of life around here, but somebody said something and then I was threatening to do Gromph pinups, which required me to add the archmage in question to my stack of drow. Left Jarlaxle, right Gromph, no postwork.
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