Title: Faded Rogue
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Ceran Mahariel ♂
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: mail-order-superhero's Ceran Mahariel. Did I not say I was going to do the thing? I did the thing. I did the thing in the Fade, because fuck backgrounds.
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Title: A Rebel Without A Screw
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Alim Surana ♂
Rating: G- (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Sexy elf?
Notes: Obviously, for Rhapsody, we chose Solona Amell as our Warden-Commander. But, we haven't forgotten all the un-wardened origins. Here's Alim Surana as the leader of the Fereldan mage rebellion, post Act III. (And I don't think his vallaslin count as vallaslin, if he did them himself… But, they're Falon'Din.)
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 93
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating:Â M (L3 N3 S3 V0 D1)
Warnings:Â Cormac is not okay, the internet is for porn, AVELINE NO, should I say it with flowers or should I say it with nails
Notes: A pleasure cruise. A not so pleasurable spot of delivering flowers.
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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 92
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀, Fenris ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Disillusionment
Notes: Family is always so very complicated.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 91
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Merrill ♀
Rating: T (L2 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Magic ass, strange secrets, mage-floors
Notes: Carver learns his brother's strangest secret. Anders teaches Fenris a new trick.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 90
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: The internet is for porn, GOAT NO, horseradish jokes
Notes: A delightful afternoon in the garden with Anton and Cullen.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 89
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Face-punching, funeral pyre, excessive drinking
Notes: Anton tries to remember how to exist. A funeral on the beach. Carver jumps to some terrible, but not inaccurate, conclusions.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 88
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Sebastian ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Death, necromancy, serial killer, nobody is okay
Notes: The procession. A return to the estate. Sleep.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 87
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Leandra Amell ♀, Anders ♂
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Death, necromancy, serial killer, nobody is okay
Notes: White lilies at the door.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 86
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂
Rating: E (L2Â N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for porn, Fenris is pretty flexible
Notes: Artemis has a brand new toy or, well, a slightly used one. Fenris is willing to try again, in light of their engagement.
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