Title: The Inevitability of Murder and Crows
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless assassin making a snowman stab another snowman
Notes: How tired am I? Tired enough that this was funny. Greetings from somewhere that's absolutely not Antiva.
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Title: At Least It Wasn't a Lamppost
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless demonstration of why we don't lick frozen things in winter
Notes: Somewhere, Izzy's laughing and Alistair's tongue tingles at the sound…
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Title: The Difference Between Shield and Barrier
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shorts and shirtless in the snow
Notes: … is that shield lets you cheat at snowball fights like the bastard you are, but barrier doesn't let you throw out through it.
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Title: For They're Getting Dull…
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A whole lot of inner thigh and frilly underthings.
Notes: It's Artemis. At least there's not wine in the bottle. I wonder if you can mage-wax metal…
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Title: Merry ChristMOOSE
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric of Elmridge ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Some chest, a little leg
Notes: One there was a Fereldan Badger who wanted to pet a Frostback Moose. Well, that wasn't going to happen, so here's not-so-jolly Saint Frick riding the Christmoose. I got nothing, man. Don't look at me.
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Title: Flocking Around
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: An elf in a thong
Notes: Certain parties suggested Christmas doves, and who better to put with them than a certain Crow?
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Title: Here Comes Dragon Claus
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One rogue, featuring underbutt and a bucket of raw meat
Notes: 'And they say, when the snow comes to Kirkwall, Lord Dog goes up to the Bone Pit with fresh meat for all the good dragonlings!'
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Title: A Very Beary Christmas [07/25]
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A scantily-clad magical bear with two other less-magical bears
Notes: It's Cormac. It's Advent. You knew this was coming.
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Title: A Fondness for Things That Like Apples
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One mostly-shirtless mage
Notes: One of these years, I will make a halla that doesn't look like a wet towel, but it will not be this year. Lord Halla and an actual halla, just to demonstrate the difference. Next up, 'I'm not the halla in this relationship! He's the one who likes apples!'
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Title: King of the Winter Wood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric of Elmridge ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One wizard in a thong
Notes: The holly and the ivy and the veilfire… One hopes Leofric won't choke on whatever he lures with that combination.
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