Title: Well-Aged and Heavily Seasoned
Fandom: Shadow Unit
Characters: Solomon Todd ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: An open shirt and a beachy-lookin' drink
Notes: Certain badgers wanted Duke, this month, and jfc, the displacement maaaaaps. This took me like two weeks, and I'm still not happy with it. The next time, it'll be easier, but I'm probably going to revisit these cursed-ass disp maps. Anyway, Duke on the beach, for our Badger!
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Title: Hot Hawke Tea
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Rated 'T' for 'Trashy'. Really, just some bare chest and leg.
Notes: Certain Birbs wanted the gayest of Hawkes, this month, with some tea. With tea, in tea… *shrugs* Close enough, right?
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Title: Dead On Main
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fen'Din Surana ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Some bare chest, no bears
Notes:
"I'm pretty sure that would be necrophilia."
'I'm pretty sure you're alive, Elfhole.'
"Really, what is living anyway, and how sure are you that any of us are doing it?"
Fen'Din for Kye.
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Title: The Whole Herring
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Magical booty not belonging to a Hawke, for a change
Notes: There are so many dirty jokes in this one, and I'm not making any of them. Anders and Pounce, for the Secret Companion.
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Title: The State of International Relations
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric of Elmridge ♂, Val de Serault ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two scantily-clad mages, a lot of skin, some side-butt
Notes: … has never been better, between Ferelden and Orlais. Frick and Val for EarlGreyer.
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Title: The Scourge of Rialto Bay
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Daylen Amell ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless wizard-fish
Notes: Do I mean Daylen or his giant squid? Your choice. They both sink Templar ships. For Earl.Â
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Title: Dangers of the Deep
Fandom: Vexation of Spirit
Characters: Kim of Bedlam ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless merman with a mechanical shark
Notes: For Kye, with the afterthought that I totally should have put a squid in this.
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Title: The High Priest of Pretty Things
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: The Architect ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A merman wearing most of a shirt
Notes: For our Birb, a pre-fall Architect of the Works of Beauty, now a fish.
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Title: Tending the Oceans of Blood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Raleigh Samson ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V2 D0 )
Warnings: Red lyrium and scars, red water. Unsettling, but not gross.
Notes: For our Secret Companion… So, there's a throwaway line in a codex about Falon'din having 'lakes as wide as oceans' filled with the blood of those who wouldn't bow to him. Suspicions hold this was at least partially the blood of titans, which isn't red at all. But, it can be. Red lyrium!Samson growing his own ocean of blood.
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Title: We Still Live Here
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless merman with a sword
Notes: It's not just the dwarves who passed under the Waking Sea. Carver would like to remind you it's not a sunken city if it was never on the surface. For our Badger.
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