Title: The Whole Herring
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Magical booty not belonging to a Hawke, for a change
Notes: There are so many dirty jokes in this one, and I'm not making any of them. Anders and Pounce, for the Secret Companion.
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Title: The State of International Relations
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric of Elmridge ♂, Val de Serault ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two scantily-clad mages, a lot of skin, some side-butt
Notes: … has never been better, between Ferelden and Orlais. Frick and Val for EarlGreyer.
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Title: The Scourge of Rialto Bay
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Daylen Amell ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless wizard-fish
Notes: Do I mean Daylen or his giant squid? Your choice. They both sink Templar ships. For Earl.Â
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Title: Dangers of the Deep
Fandom: Vexation of Spirit
Characters: Kim of Bedlam ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless merman with a mechanical shark
Notes: For Kye, with the afterthought that I totally should have put a squid in this.
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Title: The High Priest of Pretty Things
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: The Architect ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A merman wearing most of a shirt
Notes: For our Birb, a pre-fall Architect of the Works of Beauty, now a fish.
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Title: Tending the Oceans of Blood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Raleigh Samson ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V2 D0 )
Warnings: Red lyrium and scars, red water. Unsettling, but not gross.
Notes: For our Secret Companion… So, there's a throwaway line in a codex about Falon'din having 'lakes as wide as oceans' filled with the blood of those who wouldn't bow to him. Suspicions hold this was at least partially the blood of titans, which isn't red at all. But, it can be. Red lyrium!Samson growing his own ocean of blood.
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Title: We Still Live Here
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless merman with a sword
Notes: It's not just the dwarves who passed under the Waking Sea. Carver would like to remind you it's not a sunken city if it was never on the surface. For our Badger.
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Title: A Surprise Guest
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One templar in gloves and skivvies facing a dragon
Notes: Sometimes, you're just minding your own business, painting a dragon egg, and suddenly it hatches! Peryn, for EarlGreyer.
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Title: Give Fun Human Thingy
Fandom: Homicipher
Characters: Mr Crawling ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V2 D0 )
Warnings: One spirit/yokai with an open shirt and heavy facial scarring
Notes: For Kye, a bit of Mr Crawling being his usual adorable self, now with bonus transdimensional Easter eggs! They must've fallen through the ceiling. Everything does, eventually…
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Title: Blight It, Anton!
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen Rutherford ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless templar, reconsidering his life decisions
Notes: When one is married to Lord Dog, sometimes one thinks one has finally anticipated every possible lunacy he might inflict upon the relationship. One is, inevitably, incorrect. For our Badger.
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