Title: A Jolly Fat Man
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bare elbows. Some leg hair.
Notes: Just what you never wanted, Cormac with a fake beard! I swear I get worse at koalas every year…
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Title: A Hawke Among Birbs
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side-butt in a small swimsuit
Notes: Antipodean Week begins, with Disney princess Artie, swimsuit edition. I have no excuse for this, but do I really need one? Please observe the birds. I am informed they are Australian, which means I get about five minutes before Badger starts laughing.
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Title: Reclaiming the Gifts of the Ancients
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One magical bear in a carefully-draped fuzzy blanket
Notes: Some literal, some less so. Cormac always loves the weird shit.
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Title: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Halla
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One scantily-clad mage
Notes: How have I not done this until now? I dunno. But this is what happens when the mages in the party get bored.
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Title: Have Yourself a Beary Little Christmas
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A guy in a bikini feeding a bear a fish on a stick. Warnings for bikini and fish on stick.
Notes: A magical bear. A polar bear. A traditional depiction of the onset of winter…
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Title: Expanding His Talents
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Naked ice statues, no junk, lots of butts.
Notes: And probably some butts! We've been too long without Artemis and ice statues… This is the better version of this image.
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Title: A Swingin' Sort
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: He's wearing artfully-draped cloth. You could get away with it on a bookcover, but it might raise eyebrows.
Notes: Cormac out enjoying the snows of his homeland, while all the sane members of the party are indoors, by the fire, with coats on.
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Title: All Wrapped Up
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: The David Bowie of Kirkwall in a mini-dress
Notes: Artie's got everything neatly wrapped, and he might even have figured out fancy bows, instead of letting Orana tie them for him!
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Title: Pastry With Extra Bear
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Nothing more exciting than a man in a large fluffy towel
Notes: Cormac will put up with a lot for some fresh pastry, sometimes even including the Orlesian chefs at Skyhold.
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Title: The Winey Hawke
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A punchbowl of wine and dat ass
Notes: "That's not an improvement, Varric!"
Artemis has started the party. Now it just needs more elves.
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