Dec 232025
 

Title: Koala-la-la-la
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad rogue bearing gifts
Notes:
🎶 DECK THE HALLS WITH EUCALYPTUS
KOALA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA 🎶

Better than last year's koalas, but they still look like they all saw a ghost…
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Dec 182025
 

Title: Not Another Chandelier…
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One rogue. One article of underclothing. A nice hat.
Notes: … Where's Anton? Where he belongs, obviously. Hanging from the chandelier for balance, as the real star of this tree.
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Dec 172025
 

Title: An Inclination to Jingle
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: The might of the Hawke ass remains unchallenged
Notes: Artie's had too many to be up on the ladder, by now. Time to let Cormac hang stuff. But wait… if we're all the way up here… where's Anton?
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Dec 162025
 

Title: Off to a Precarious Start
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Some surprisingly tasteful lingerie, a bottle of wine, and broken Christmas ornaments
Notes: Artie's just going to take a minute (and a drink) before he tries that again. That and someone with shoes has to get a dustpan.
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Dec 132025
 

Title: At Least It Wasn't a Lamppost
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless demonstration of why we don't lick frozen things in winter
Notes: Somewhere, Izzy's laughing and Alistair's tongue tingles at the sound…
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Dec 122025
 

Title: The Difference Between Shield and Barrier
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shorts and shirtless in the snow
Notes: … is that shield lets you cheat at snowball fights like the bastard you are, but barrier doesn't let you throw out through it.
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Dec 112025
 

Title: For They're Getting Dull…
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A whole lot of inner thigh and frilly underthings.
Notes: It's Artemis. At least there's not wine in the bottle. I wonder if you can mage-wax metal…
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Dec 082025
 

Title: Here Comes Dragon Claus
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One rogue, featuring underbutt and a bucket of raw meat
Notes: 'And they say, when the snow comes to Kirkwall, Lord Dog goes up to the Bone Pit with fresh meat for all the good dragonlings!'
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