Sep 212013

Title: Live Like You'll Never Die
Fandom: Star Trek: Reboot
Characters: Kirk , McCoy
Rating: Rating: <span style=T" src="" width="32px" /> (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: A handful of expletives, a near-death experience.
Notes: So, y!GalleryFritzLindemann asked me for some Reboot Trek fic, in honour of the new film and all. Something with Kirk almost getting killed and Bones shouting about it. I'm… exactly 500 words over what I promised, which is completely unexpected, but I'm content with it, as it is. It's maybe not the best Trek fic, ever, but that's what happens when you don't write in a fandom for three years.
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Feb 052010

Title: Introducing Ralph
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Kirk, Bones, Scotty, Uhura, Sulu, Chekov
Rating: T
Warnings: Booze and angst. Also, revolting humour.
Notes: So, this is one of those cases of true story, fictional characters. Drunken shenanigans ensue, after the crew's safe return to Earth. Spock wants none of it, Uhura gets offended, Scotty comes to the rescue, and Bones … well, Bones is unintentionally hilarious.
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Feb 012010

Title: Vulcans Don't Meow (in public…)
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Scotty, Chekov, Uhura, Sulu, Bones
Rating: G-
Warnings: Typical catlike behaviour. Hairballs.
Notes: tehopheliac won this from me in the help_haiti fandom auction, and I have just now finally finished the bloody thing. She requested Spock as a cat. I still suck at crackfic. Apologies.
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Dec 152009

Title: Complications in the Head
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Uhura, Scotty, some extras
Rating: M
Warnings: Alien peen, inappropriate use of a bathroom
Notes: For the crackmeme, but you knew that. I used to hang out in this fab gay bar, where there was only one bathroom. It had stalls. Sometimes people got into shenanigans in them, and we'd sit on the sinks and take bets… Of course, I'm the only bloke I know who looks like a twelve-year-old girl, so I kind of miss the single-bathroom theory of design.
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