Title: June Pinup 04 – A Creamy Surprise
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless dude
Notes: What is the point of having a husband with an office in a tower full of mages, if you can't ask one of them to make whipped cream for you? Anton, for Nava.
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Title: Somewhere in the Waking Sea
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless merman
Notes: Yeah, I know, the cliffs aren't tall enough for that… Anton, for Anda.
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Title: Gytha's Latest Design
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Anton Hawke ♂, Mintaka ⚪, Isabela ♀
Rating: T ( L2 N1 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian, cleavage, short skirt, and an offhand dildo
Notes:
"Oooh, new offhand dildo!"
*thump*
'Is he okay?'
"Oh, get up, Manhammer. It's bludgeoning damage, not piercing damage!"
'Oh, I don't know, I bet you could get some good piercing with this. I've heard Artemis–'
"No, you've heard Cormac. Not another word about my brothers, unless you're going to tell me the lyrium means it'll go through his shield, so you can hit him with it the next time he gets loud."
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Title: Vital Introductions
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Anton Hawke ♂, Mintaka ⚪, Isabela ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian, some cleavage and thigh
Notes: The drake, you'll notice, is having none of this. Manhammer would like to be having a lot more of it, a lot closer to Isabela.
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Title: But Is It House-Trained
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Princess Dandelion ⚪, Mintaka ⚪, Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes:
"Seriously? A dragon? Indoors?"
"It's a drake. And this is a dog! And this is also my throne room."
"It's a Maker-damned dragon, Hawke. You know what happens when that thing grows up?"
"I feed him twice as much kibble, and stretch a little to reach the chin scritchies."
Title: Counting His Votes
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One naked viscount and a poorly draped sheet. Side-butt.
Notes: This is how Anton became viscount, right? *laughs* For the Secret Companion.
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Title: Surprises From Distant Realms
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad rogue
Notes: Anton meets the antipodean answer to nuggalopes.
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Title: Melting the Ice
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Implied nudity? This year's worst image?
Notes: Anton's up to more terrible ideas, this time probably ending in frostbite.
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Title: The Nuttiest Fruitcake
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Mintaka
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side butt. Fruitcake of questionable vintage.
Notes: Anton, with Skyhold's own fruitcake of the ages. (I mean, look, there's pie and a talking hat, if you fall through the floor. I'm sure there's perfectly preserved elvhen fruitcake from before the Veil.)
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Title: Wrapped Up Tight
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Wine and side-butt
Notes: Anton's got the gift wrapping done, but the real question is who helped him with his own ribbons?
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