Jun 202023
 

Title: June Pinup 04 – A Creamy Surprise
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless dude
Notes: What is the point of having a husband with an office in a tower full of mages, if you can't ask one of them to make whipped cream for you? Anton, for Nava.
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Apr 242023
 

Title: Gytha's Latest Design
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Anton Hawke , Mintaka , Isabela
Rating: T ( L2 N1 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian, cleavage, short skirt, and an offhand dildo
Notes:
"Oooh, new offhand dildo!"

*thump*

'Is he okay?'

"Oh, get up, Manhammer. It's bludgeoning damage, not piercing damage!"

'Oh, I don't know, I bet you could get some good piercing with this. I've heard Artemis–'

"No, you've heard Cormac. Not another word about my brothers, unless you're going to tell me the lyrium means it'll go through his shield, so you can hit him with it the next time he gets loud."
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Apr 172023
 

Title: Vital Introductions
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Anton Hawke , Mintaka , Isabela
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian, some cleavage and thigh
Notes: The drake, you'll notice, is having none of this. Manhammer would like to be having a lot more of it, a lot closer to Isabela.
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Apr 102023
 

Title: But Is It House-Trained
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Princess Dandelion , Mintaka , Anton Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless barbarian
Notes:
"Seriously? A dragon? Indoors?"

"It's a drake. And this is a dog! And this is alsoΒ my throne room."

"It's a Maker-damned dragon, Hawke. You know what happens when that thing grows up?"

"I feed him twice as much kibble, and stretch a little to reach the chin scritchies."

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Dec 122022
 

Title: The Nuttiest Fruitcake
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke , Mintaka
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side butt. Fruitcake of questionable vintage.
Notes: Anton, with Skyhold's own fruitcake of the ages. (I mean, look, there's pie and a talking hat, if you fall through the floor. I'm sure there's perfectly preserved elvhen fruitcake from before the Veil.)
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