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Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 28
Co-Conspirator: 
MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Metaphorical swording, lines from bad Orlesian romance
Notes: Anton gets laid. Bran has regrets. Oh, so many regrets.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 21
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Nathaniel Howe ♂, Bran Cavin ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Politics and arrests
Notes: Seneschal Bran gets a very cranky letter from Starkhaven. Aveline and Cullen attempt to enjoy a business lunch.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 6
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Serendipity ⚧, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Gamlen Amell ♂, Charade ♀, Fenris ♂, Ser Thrask ♂, Cullen ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: An abundance of dick jokes
Notes: A celebration of the election of the new Viscount of Kirkwall. Drunken meat jokes in abundance.
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Title: Assing it Up: Three Years in Kirkwall
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Aveline ♀, Varric ♂
Rating:Â G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Varric uses words.
Notes: After the Chantry comes down, the Hawkes are left to help Kirkwall recover, but without one of their own. The circle needs a new First Enchanter; the city needs a viscount and a grand cleric; the bulk of the population needs help rebuilding and repairing the damage from decades of neglect. And Sebastian returns to Starkhaven, to plot his revenge.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 394
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Aveline ♀, Isabela ♀, Zevran Arainai ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A bunch of mouthy sods yapping, get the box of tissues now
Notes: Anders checks on Fenris. Cullen brings word to the people of the changes soon to pass. Some mages decide not to stick around, after all.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 391
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Aveline ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Ella ♀, Keran ♂, Ser Marlein ♀, Merrill ♀, Samson ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Nathaniel Howe ♂, Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Cullen tries to come to terms with being Knight-Commander. Sebastian makes an ass of himself. Cormac needs to sit down, now.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 390
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Aveline ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Ella ♀, Keran ♂, Ser Marlein ♀, Merrill ♀, Samson ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Nathaniel Howe ♂, Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: The cleanup begins. Cormac gets punched a whole lot. Sebastian is entirely irritated by everything.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 389
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Aveline ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Ella ♀, Keran ♂, Ser Marlein ♀, Merrill ♀, Samson ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Nathaniel Howe ♂, Meredith Stannard ♀
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: The battle continues, and Cullen earns a scar that will stay with him a long while.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 388
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Aveline ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Ella ♀, Keran ♂, Ser Marlein ♀, Merrill ♀, Samson ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Nathaniel Howe ♂, Meredith Stannard ♀
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Fenris is disappointed. Anton is a lunatic. Merrill is not doing so hot.
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[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 387
Co-Conspirator: MaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Varric ♂, Isabela ♀, Aveline ♀, Anton Hawke ♂, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Ella ♀, Keran ♂, Ser Marlein ♀, Merrill ♀, Samson ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Sebastian ♂, Nathaniel Howe ♂, Meredith Stannard ♀
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: One statue becomes many statues. A change in tactics.
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