Jul 262009
 

Title: The Five Times Scotty and Chekov Interrupted Lunch
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Scotty/Chekov, McCoy, Kirk, Spock, Uhura
Rating: T
Warnings: Language and implications
Notes: This was some pure crack I picked up at the crackmeme. Keyphrase is "Not in the restaurant, dammit."
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Jul 242009
 

Title: Salt Cravings
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock
Rating: E
Warnings: hand!porn liek woah.
Notes: Hey, I control the thirty-foot radius, and hand!porn is my business. Anonymouse asked for hand!porn, and I have delivered — with hilarity involving deserts, salt, Italian food, and wallpaper paste.
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Jul 242009
 

Title: 5+1: I Wanna Hold Your Hand
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Sarek
Rating: T
Warnings: Language, implications
Notes: For a prompt on the crackmeme. Spock’s flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it’s enough to make the Ambassador’s entourage retch. I didn’t quite hit what the OP was asking for, but it’s probably good for a giggle.
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Jul 212009
 

Title: 5+1: Sleep Is For the Unmotivated
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Kirk, McCoy, Spock
Rating: T
Warnings: Implications and expletives
Notes: I would like to attribute at least some of this to keeping InSoc’s ‘Baby Just Wants’ on loop (desire, consumption, addiction, emptiness)… I also apologise for angsty fluffy weirdness.
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