Title:Â Buttsatchel
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Kirk, Spock
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â An expletive.
Notes:Â DK finally pushed my last button on this one. I had to bust out some crack in which Spock misuses the English language in a painful fashion, to add a more human feel to his words.
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Title: Fabulously Smug
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Uhura, Kirk
Rating: T
Warnings: Kirk opens his mouth, expletives ensue
Notes: Anonymouse wanted Spock to be FAAAABULOUS, DAHLING. I wrote some and then I just couldn't do it any more.
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Title:Â Egotistical and Self-serving
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Spock, Spock!Prime
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â None
Notes:Â Anonymouse wanted some non-shippy Spock!Prime hugs. Best way to get those was a bit of Spock & Spock!Prime — it's kind of a rewrite of the farewell at the shuttle.
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Title:Â The Five Times Scotty and Chekov Interrupted Lunch
Fandom:Â Star Trek XI
Characters:Â Scotty/Chekov, McCoy, Kirk, Spock, Uhura
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Language and implications
Notes:Â This was some pure crack I picked up at the crackmeme. Keyphrase is "Not in the restaurant, dammit."
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Title:Â The Simplicity of Skin
Fandom:Â Star Trek XI
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk
Rating: T
Warnings:Â FLUFF. *irked*
Notes:Â Crackmeme prompt. I dunno, it's short, and really nauseatingly fluffy.
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Title:Â Salt Cravings
Fandom:Â Star Trek XI
Characters:Â Kirk, Spock
Rating:Â E
Warnings:Â hand!porn liek woah.
Notes:Â Hey, I control the thirty-foot radius, and hand!porn is my business. Anonymouse asked for hand!porn, and I have delivered — with hilarity involving deserts, salt, Italian food, and wallpaper paste.
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Title:Â The Perils of a Bad Laugh
Fandom:Â STXI
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â None
Notes:Â Somebody asked for Kirk pissing himself. I decided it should be while laughing, but somehow this turned into the least funny cacklefest, ever.
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Title:Â 5+1: I Wanna Hold Your Hand
Fandom:Â Star Trek XI
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk, Sarek
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Language, implications
Notes:Â For a prompt on the crackmeme. Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. I didn't quite hit what the OP was asking for, but it's probably good for a giggle.
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Title:Â A Cat By Any Other Name
Fandom:Â Star Trek XI
Characters:Â Kirk, Spock
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â Expletives
Notes:Â Spock gets a kitten, but knows nothing about the finer points of interacting with felines. Also, nu!Kirk is all about Beat Crusaders, Y/Y?
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Title: 5+1: Sleep Is For the Unmotivated
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Kirk, McCoy, Spock
Rating: T
Warnings: Implications and expletives
Notes: I would like to attribute at least some of this to keeping InSoc's 'Baby Just Wants' on loop (desire, consumption, addiction, emptiness)… I also apologise for angsty fluffy weirdness.
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