Title: Strawberry Bats
Fandom: Sweet Jane
Characters: Jane
Rating: T
Warnings: Expletives, surrealist thought
Notes: This was part of a never-completed and mostly lost surrealist epistolary novel. These were the days when love meant being beaten severely with a strawberry flavoured aluminum baseball bat — in a strictly synaesthetic sense.
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Title: Late Nights With J.W.'s Nose
Fandom: Vortex
Characters: VonGraeding, Pisswater, Angry Jonny
Rating: M
Warnings: Bathroom humour, gross explorations of famous locales
Notes: I spent a late night in a local (fairly famous) slop joint, and these are the cultural assumptions I made from what I could see. I was taking way too much Anthropology, at the time, and it was starting to affect my brain.
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Title:Â The Swank Tiger
Fandom:Â N/A
Characters:Â N/A
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â None
Notes:Â Ars(e) Poetica, #21. June 16, 2000. These are NOT going up in order, they're going up in the order I find them. This one's for Emory Swank… Wherever you are, I'm still waiting.
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Title: The Morning of Fear and Loathing
Fandom: Vortex
Characters: VonGraeding, Thisbe
Rating: T
Warnings: Expletives, irrational behaviour
Notes: I was on my way to San Jose, and this wasn't the time with the [expletive deleted] FTP server… I really hate airports, airlines, and the creepy people one has to sit next to while travelling… Here, let me take you back a ways, and tell you a story…
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Title: Gorey the Ghastly: an apocryphal tale
Characters: None
Rating: G-
Warnings: None
Notes:Written upon hearing of the death of Edward Gorey, back in 2000. The world lost a brilliant man, that day.
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Title: Disintegration: a tale of fate and kipple
Fandom: Vortex
Characters: Serapi, Emory Swank
Rating: PG
Warnings: Gritty, reality play
Notes: A tale of fate and kipple, mostly true, beautifully distorted… This is how the world is *supposed* to work. Birdland, [2000].
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