Jul 282026
 

Title: Cake is the New Alive
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fen'Din Surana ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A very scantily-clad elf eating cake
Notes: Fen'Din, for the Secret Companion, engaged in one of his favourite things… eating cake. As he'd be quick to tell you, he's not eating that cake, he's eating the other cake, the cake that's actually made of cake and not plaster.
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Jul 202026
 

Title: The Cake: Is It a Lie?
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Drow in a skimpy loincloth, with more side-butt than usual
Notes: Kimmuriel can't stop being suspicious long enough to just eat cake. Which, really, is probably reasonable.
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Jul 142026
 

Title: The Smallest Party in Martinaise
Fandom: Disco Elysium
Characters: Kim Kitsuragi ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A lit cigarette and half a slice of cake
Notes: For our Kye, the only cop invited to this party. Offscreen, the cop we didn't invite to this party, doing karaoke.
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Jul 132026
 

Title: Submitting to the Inevitable
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Iblis ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One semi-shirtless drow
Notes: We have all been the poor bastard just trying to have some cake, while a cat exists nearby. Extra unfortunately for Iblis, this cat is also a goddess who will be having some of that cake.
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Jul 062026
 

Title: The Prize in the King Cake
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Some side-butt, one trashy elf being trashy
Notes: Y'all really thirsty for some drow, huh? For the second month in a row, they topped the polls. And, you know, it's also my birthday this month, and I'll be celebrating obnoxiously all month long.

First up, if any drow was going to jump out of a cake in little more than ribbons, we all know which one that would be.
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