Sep 262023

Title: Frozen in Thought
Fandom: Vexation of Spirit
Characters: Kim of Bedlam
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One damp hacker in a towel
Notes: For Kye, who is occupying this slot despite his protests to the contrary.Β Nyaaa. Kimi considering a decision, and whether he's going to go across the hall to his office to implement it, or get back in the shower, because it's actually stupid.
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Sep 252023

Title: Documentation and Blades
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Iblis
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless drow with sharp objects
Notes: The slow realisation that despite everything this is way the hell too well lit…

About a billion years ago, I used to run a Planescape game, for certain values thereof, and we built a plane that was cut off from the rest of the multiverse and had its own … 'gods', who were trapped Outsiders and their offspring. This was Iblis, the Father of Retribution, god of assassins… formerly a file clerk, in his home plane. He's fond of good food, moonless nights, and creatures that pay the proper respect to their betters.
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Sep 112023

Title: A Moment's Silence
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra
Rating: M ( L0 N3 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One naked elf
Notes: You can't tell me the most powerful psion in Faerun isn't using that power to convince everyone to leave him the hell alone so he can actually finish a book in one sitting. Is it trashy erotica featuring mind flayers? You'll never know. And if it is, we're all blaming Jarlaxle.
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Sep 072023

Title: A Return to the Familiar
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless dude and a lot of leg
Notes: Cormac, for the Secret Companion, making a stop at the old family home, where he spent so much time lounging in the cellars…
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Sep 042023

Title: One Tart, Now Watery
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless drow
Notes: Yeah, I dunno what the fuck happened here, but I'm pretty sure it started somewhere around 'why does he look damp'/"I dunno, but I'm blaming Jarlaxle" during character creation in BG3, and went downhill from there. Jarlaxle, as a watery tart, no swords. There would definitely have been more sword if I'd remembered this wasn't going on Patreon…
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