Title: Live Like You'll Never Die
Fandom: Star Trek: Reboot
Characters: Kirk ♂, McCoy ♂
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Warnings: A handful of expletives, a near-death experience.
Notes: So, FritzLindemann asked me for some Reboot Trek fic, in honour of the new film and all. Something with Kirk almost getting killed and Bones shouting about it. I'm… exactly 500 words over what I promised, which is completely unexpected, but I'm content with it, as it is. It's maybe not the best Trek fic, ever, but that's what happens when you don't write in a fandom for three years.
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Title: Crack-shot
Fandom: ST: Reboot
Characters: Sulu, Chekov
Rating: T
Warnings: Violence
Notes: A crackmeme fill. It was quick and easy, and the commenter who started wank about it pissed me off enough that I couldn't resist. Chekov is not helpless and girly, he is a goddamn space-math artist. Sulu is a giant badass, but a sword vs. more disruptors than you can take in at a glance is never a good plan. Fic may be shorter than prompt…
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Title:Â Runem-tor Ha'kiv
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Spock, Uhura, Kirk, Spock!Prime
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Kirk's mouth
Notes:Â This is part two of Jackie's request (2211 words). Spock!Prime has become his younger self, and he's begun to make the changes he feels are necessary.
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Title: Putan-tor Ha'kiv
Fandom: STÂ XI
Characters: Spock, Spock!Prime (as Ambassador Selek), McCoy
Rating: M
Warnings: Major character death, weird Vulcan mental kung-fu
Notes: For Jackie, who requested a story in which Spock died and Spock!Prime transferred his katra into the body. This is part one, at 2101 words. As usual, mouse over Vulcan text for float-text translations.
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Title: Like a Little Green Wagon
Fandom:Â STXI
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Bones
Rating: T
Warnings: Inadvertent drug use.
Notes: DK asked for Spock on E, a while back, and I just got off my lazy and wrote it. Yes, complete with "I love you man… I feel like a velvet couch…"
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Title: [Untitled Crack Drabble]
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock, Scotty
Rating: G-
Warnings: Unadulterated crack
Notes: OP asked for Kirk to be literally unable to keep his hands off of Spock. *whistles innocently*
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Title: Captain Ferret
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock, Spock!Prime
Rating: G-
Warnings: None
Notes:OP asked for Prime to have a cute nickname for Kirk, and that Spock should object to it. The fic, here, may actually be shorter than the prompt.
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Title:Â Introducing Ralph
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Kirk, Bones, Scotty, Uhura, Sulu, Chekov
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Booze and angst. Also, revolting humour.
Notes:Â So, this is one of those cases of true story, fictional characters. Drunken shenanigans ensue, after the crew's safe return to Earth. Spock wants none of it, Uhura gets offended, Scotty comes to the rescue, and Bones … well, Bones is unintentionally hilarious.
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Title:Â The Player Played
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk, Scotty, Several OCs
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Lots of expletives. It's nu!Kirk.
Notes:Â OP requested a 5+1 with jealous!Kirk. I managed to turn it into a hookup, instead of an established relationship.
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Title: Vulcans Don't Meow (in public…)
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Scotty, Chekov, Uhura, Sulu, Bones
Rating: G-
Warnings: Typical catlike behaviour. Hairballs.
Notes: tehopheliac won this from me in the help_haiti fandom auction, and I have just now finally finished the bloody thing. She requested Spock as a cat. I still suck at crackfic. Apologies.
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