Title: Not Even Underwater
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half man, half fish, half shirt, now with bonus stabby implements
Notes: He does not like you with a goat / He does not like you in a boat / He does not like you undersea / He does not like you, can't you see? Entreri wouldn't think I was funny, either.
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Title: The Face Says No, But…
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless merman and one almost-shirtless merman
Notes: … the tail also says no. Some underwater Faerûnian nonsense for 
Sass.Â
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Title: An Intersection of Assassins
Fandom: Forgotten Realms, Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂, Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S1 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless dudes, implied later smut
Notes: I can't brain, this month, so I asked in chat if anyone had any pairings they wanted to see. I got back suggestions for this delightful crossover.
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Title: The Artemeese (Again)
Fandom: Dragon Age, Magelight Chronicles, Legend of Drizzt
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Artemisia ♀, Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad beach party gone wrong
Notes: So, a couple of years ago, I did a wallpaper of Artemis, Artemis, and Artemisia, but it didn't come out as well as I'd hoped. So, now, I have done it again, and it's … less terrible.
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Title: The Hat Came Back
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One butt cheek
Notes: Artemis Entreri had problems of his own / but he had a purple hat that wouldn't leave him alone… I refuse to apologise for any of this.
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Title: It's Complicated
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: I think that vest is like half a shirt
Notes: I have the feeling this almost has to be the setup for something entirely other. Like an assassination disguised as an accident. Yeah, I dunno. I may take another shot at this, at some point. I just couldn't get the background to do anything I liked.
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Title: A Difference In the Choice of Swords
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂, Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: A commission that was a gift, and I couldn't post it until it was delivered… Jarlaxle, plz. Are you trying to get stabbed? … … With something metal?
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Title: The Artemeese
Fandom: Forgotten Realms, Magelight Chronicles, Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂, Artemisia â™…, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One assassin in slightly less than an entire shirt, less cleavage than you'd see on the evening news
Notes: A wallpaper for @Maverik, my badass co-author, featuring Artemis Entreri, Artemisia, and Artemis Hawke! You will notice a distinct lack of the goddess, here, because neither of us have written her… to my knowledge. On second thought, there may be an extended version of this, next year, with EVEN MORE Artemeese.
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Title: A Murderous Chill
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless in snow, yet again. No actual stabbing.
Notes: Nothing like a self-destructing improvised weapon, for those mid-winter assassinations…
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Title: A Surprise
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bare arms and midriff
Notes: What's an assassination but the surprise gift of a knife?
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