Title: The Hat Came Back
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One butt cheek
Notes: Artemis Entreri had problems of his own / but he had a purple hat that wouldn’t leave him alone… I refuse to apologise for any of this.
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Title: It’s Complicated
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: I think that vest is like half a shirt
Notes: I have the feeling this almost has to be the setup for something entirely other. Like an assassination disguised as an accident. Yeah, I dunno. I may take another shot at this, at some point. I just couldn’t get the background to do anything I liked.
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Title: A Difference In the Choice of Swords
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂, Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: A commission that was a gift, and I couldn’t post it until it was delivered… Jarlaxle, plz. Are you trying to get stabbed? … … With something metal?
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Title: The Artemeese
Fandom: Forgotten Realms, Magelight Chronicles, Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂, Artemisia â™…, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One assassin in slightly less than an entire shirt, less cleavage than you’d see on the evening news
Notes: A wallpaper for @Maverik, my badass co-author, featuring Artemis Entreri, Artemisia, and Artemis Hawke! You will notice a distinct lack of the goddess, here, because neither of us have written her… to my knowledge. On second thought, there may be an extended version of this, next year, with EVEN MORE Artemeese.
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Title: A Murderous Chill
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless in snow, yet again. No actual stabbing.
Notes: Nothing like a self-destructing improvised weapon, for those mid-winter assassinations…
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Title: A Surprise
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bare arms and midriff
Notes: What’s an assassination but the surprise gift of a knife?
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Title: In Keeping With the Season
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One scantily-clad assassin in snow
Notes: If you’re going to keep a poisoned blade, why not do it seasonally! Everyone appreciates a fashionable assassination.
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Title: The Centre of Attention
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily-clad assassin looks less than thrilled about it
Notes: Someone should not have made that bet, I see…
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Title: Too Much Egg; Not Enough Nog
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Side-butt, if you think there’s no rum in that cup you’re wrong
Notes: The second of two Artemeese appears! Entreri is wholly unconvinced about this whole … eggnog business.
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Title: One of Those Harvest Festival Things
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle ♂, Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings:
Notes: Entreri learns yet again never to bet against Jarlaxle when his wardrobe is at stake.
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