Nov 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: The Care and Naming of Hawkes: Cormac
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Malcolm Hawke , Leandra Amell , Artemis Hawke
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Malcolm Hawke’s A+ parenting, children, children peeing on things, pregnancy/birth
Notes: Among the common people of Ferelden, accidents, disease, and malnutrition frequently end the lives of young children. The tradition, therefore, became to name a healthy child in their second or third year. Malcolm Hawke’s second child is due within days, by the time he takes his first to the Chantry, to be named. The tradition continues, and the second takes the nameless place of the first, until it is his turn.
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Aug 312015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Adventures in Cuisine Via Hawke: That’s Not How Food Works (2/6)
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Leandra Amell , Gamlen ,  Fenris
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Leandra’s A+ mothering, who let Artie near the stove
Notes: No, Artie, you can’t cook. Stop trying, for the good of all Thedas.
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May 312015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 87
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Carver Hawke , Leandra Amell , Anders
Rating: M (L2 N0 S0 V3 D0)
Warnings: Death, necromancy, serial killer, nobody is okay
Notes: White lilies at the door.
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May 292015
 

Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 85
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Anders , Fenris , Cullen , Sebastian , Leandra Amell
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Goats, nonsense, goat-shit on the nice clean floor, accusations of marriage
Notes: WHOSE GOAT IS THIS? WHY IS THERE A GOAT?
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May 082015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 64
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anders , Artemis Hawke , Fenris , Anton Hawke , Cullen , Carver Hawke , Merrill , Leandra Amell
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Being the heir sucks, Anders in drag, Carver don’t argue with your mother, Cormac don’t let Anders argue with your mother, no one is drunk enough for this
Notes: Another fantastic party. Anders plays even less nice than usual. Carver picks a memorable fight.
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Apr 062015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 30
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke , Carver Hawke , Leandra Amell ,  Anton Hawke , Cullen ,  Cormac Hawke , Anders
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Dried blood, scavenger hunt gone wrong, Anders is fucked the fuck up, Cullen sputters
Notes: Bethany and Carver discover they have a cousin. ANDERS AND CULLEN HAVE A CIVILISED CONVERSATION! … Almost. Ish. NOBODY GETS KILLED.
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Apr 062015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 29
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke , Leandra Amell ,  Cormac Hawke , Anders
Rating: M (L3 N3 S3 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dick jokes, Anton cheats at cards, Cormac is clueless, Anders is hopeless, teh gay, old gods jokes, an awful lot of licking
Notes: Just some pleasantly amusing fucking around at home…
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Apr 062015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 28
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Leandra Amell , Cormac Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Anders , Fenris , Isabela
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Violence, threats of further violence, Anders has a death wish, Bethany’s an Entropy mage, Fenris is irate, mages, everyone’s doing Isabela except not, strong implications of femslash and het
Notes: What was that about Anders and a death wish? a.k.a, the chapter where Anders hands Fenris his ass over Artemis.
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Apr 062015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 20
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Leandra Amell , Anders , Artemis Hawke
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Drunken stupidity, somebody gets peed on
Notes: Artemis is not coping well, and has decided that ‘shitfaced on Anders’s floor’ is an appropriate state of being. Anders disagrees, at least with the shitfaced and on the floor parts.
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Apr 062015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 17
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke , Leandra Amell , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Cullen
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Anton’s mouth, zero relationship skills
Notes: Cullen meets Bethany at last!
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