May 272025
 

Title: Fine Figure of a Fish
Fandom: Autumn Grove
Characters: Micah Kirklund
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-man, half-fish, no shirt
Notes: Courtesy of Kye's tenner, we've got some Pixiebait, this month! A very merry Pixday to us all, and Micah here in sapphire and copper as a gift to all of us!
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May 262025
 

Title: The Archmage Who Didn't Ask
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Gromph Baenre
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half elf, half fish, no shirt… also no patience
Notes: … your opinion, Jarlaxle. Please envision the world's most annoying rogue, according to 3/3 people who put up with him regularly, standing just out of frame, and having the sorts of opinions he tends to, at the perfect volume to distract anyone but Kimmuriel. Brothers, am I right?
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May 202025
 

Title: A Memory of Fish
Fandom: Shadow Unit
Characters: Chaz Villette
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half man, half fish, no shirt
Notes: For our Birb, yet another Chaz-fish. :D Less dramatic than in years past. Not sure if I'm losing my touch, here, or if I just had a bout of 'Chaz deserves to be happy, dammit!'
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May 192025
 

Title: Not Even Underwater
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half man, half fish, half shirt, now with bonus stabby implements
Notes: He does not like you with a goat / He does not like you in a boat / He does not like you undersea / He does not like you, can't you see? Entreri wouldn't think I was funny, either.
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May 132025
 

Title: Saltwater Sass Mage
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-fish, half-mage, half-shirt
Notes: Artie, for the Secret Companion. It is clearly an error on my part that we have not had any deep-sea Artemis until this point, but this month, we've got two Artemeese!
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May 122025
 

Title: Soon to be Empty
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Half elf, half fish, no shirt. I don't know what that's a glass of, but it sure is purple.
Notes: I'm sure I was making jokes about psionics and fluid dispersal while I was working on this, but now I remember none of them. Suffice to say the glass is no longer full.
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May 082025
 

Title: Lion of the Deep
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen Rutherford
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Your favourite Knight-Captain, but as a fish.
Notes: I wonder if lions are grand fictional horrors, if one lives under the sea, like sailors tell tales of krakens and sea serpents… Anyway, here's Cullen, for our Badger.
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May 062025
 

Title: A Shell of a Mage
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ,
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-mage, half-fish, no shirt
Notes: Kinnon, for Earl Greyer, lounging in a pile of very large shells. And I think to myself, is this like dragonbone for the surface folk? And now I'm going to be lost in consideration of giant sea creatures…
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May 052025
 

Title: A Pretty Lure
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-elf, half-fish, half shirt
Notes: Ladles and jellyspoons, it's MerMay. And what does the poll say? You absolute lunatics have asked for the finest fish of the underdark. My co-author Maverik did a memorable lanternfish!Jarlaxle a few years back, so I'm sticking with the theme, here, or at least the lantern.
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