Apr 142015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 37
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Anders , Fenris , Isabela , Tallis
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Stealing and stabbing
Notes: O HAY! It’s the end of this Orlesian nonsense!
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Apr 142015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 36
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anders , Fenris , Tallis
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V2 D1)
Warnings: Stealing and stabbing
Notes: Tallis and Artemis get into trouble, get out of trouble, get into more trouble, and decide what kind of cake they’re getting after this.
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Apr 142015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 35
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Anders , Fenris , Tallis
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Anders gets mistaken for a prostitute, Fenris makes a bad situation worse
Notes: Fenris finally finds a use for Anders, then celebrates his victory with Tallis, while Artemis looks on in dismay.
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Apr 072015
 

Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 34
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Anders , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Fenris , Isabela , Tallis
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Oh my god Cormac, we are not force pushing the poop, wyverns, ass-kicking, Anders gets mistaken for a prostitute, Fenris is not putting up with this shit except for the part where he is
Notes: Chateau Haine! Fuck fucking Chateau Haine, right in its Orlesian ear.
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Apr 052015
 

Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Carver Hawke , Leandra Amell , Gamlen Amell , Anders , Aveline , Cullen , Donnic , Fenris , Isabela , Merrill , Sebastian , Varric , Ella , Jethann , Keran , Meredith Stannard , Orana , Orsino , Raleigh Samson , Serendipity , Tallis , Varania , Theron Mahariel , Kallian Tabris , Alim Surana , Natia Brosca , Nathaniel Howe , Gytha , Zevran Arainai , Cassandra Pentaghast
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V3 D1)
Warnings: Smiting, buggery, zero relationship skills, gesticulating with ham, gesticulating with dildoes, is everyone in this fic bisexual?, we did bad shit to canon, butts. did I mention butts? because butts., sass & class & ass, wow damn you can say that in Latin, non-explicit het, non-explicit femslash, terribly explicit slash
Notes: DA2 AU in which both Carver and Bethany survive, and there are three older Hawke siblings. And all of them are Purple. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll want to set Fenris on fire a couple times. Nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing, but they’ll do it anyway! At least people usually know who the fuck they’re doing… Except that one time. Starts cracky, but gets semi-serious, decently quickly. Never gets entirely serious, because hello, Purple Hawke does not ‘serious’. Or at least three of them don’t all at once. IT’S A GODDAMN ROMANCE. JUST READ IT.

"Why does everyone keep saying ‘ass’?" said either Anton or the pile of blankets in his shape.

(Fucking AO3 just deleted the 33 chapters of this that we posted in the last month. And now I’m posting it here, JUST IN CASE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. This master post will take on new chapters as I manage to post them, so it should stack up pretty quick over the next day or two.)

Update: This master post will include the entire series. Links to AO3 for the parts I didn’t have any part in writing.
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