Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 334

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Jan 312016
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 334
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Jethann ♂, Meredith ♀, Orsino ♂, Cullen ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Sebastian ♂
Rating: M (L2 N3 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Jethann, shut up Cormac, a reading of some Page Six in all its spicy glory
Notes: A demonstration of why we are thanking Jethann. Later, Sebastian finds himself in Lowtown, with a mission and an uncomfortable situation. (The 'Page Six' in this and the next chapter is Brother Mine by Mevima.)
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 206

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Sep 262015
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 206
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Jethann ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀
Rating: M (L3 N3 S3 V0 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, prostitution, awkward flirting
Notes: Theron makes an ill-considered pass. Anton is amused. Artemis is not going to be able to stand up in the morning. Fenris wonders at the wisdom of his decisions.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 205

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Sep 232015
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 205
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Jethann ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀
Rating: M (L3 N3 S3 V0 D1)
Warnings: Put your pants on Anton!, Hawke-on-Hawke action, dick jokes, wagers in poor taste
Notes: A good time was had by many, and not necessarily with the people they'd arrived with.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 204

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Sep 232015
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 204
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Jethann ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀
Rating: T (L2 N2 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Put your pants on Anton!, Hawke-on-Hawke action, dick jokes
Notes: Jethann starts a friendly argument with Anton. The finer sensibilities of Anton's relatives are the first victims.
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Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 203

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Sep 232015
 

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Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 203
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Bethany Hawke ♀, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Sebastian ♂, Varric ♂, Jethann ♂, Theron Mahariel ♂, Kallian Tabris ♀
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Drunken toasts, alcohol-soluble heterosexuality, questionable elvish food, brotherly facepunching
Notes: Supper, toasts, stories about the past. Sebastian is never allowed to get that drunk again.
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 146

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Jul 312015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 146
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen ♂, Branson ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Jethann ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Threats of impending doom for all, jokes about pee, ANTON NO, Isabela… maybe?
Notes: Observations on brothers and brotherhood.
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 145

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Jul 302015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 145
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Fenris ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Branson ♂, Jethann ♂, Isabela ♀
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Anti-elvish sentiment, facepunching, strippers, it's a Hawke party – what were you expecting?
Notes: Not all the Rutherfords are as delightfully charming as Cullen and Mia.
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 143

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Jul 302015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 143
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Fenris ♂, Jethann ♂
Rating: M (L3 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Anders has some issues, drinking to remember, suicidal stupidity, referenced past abuse
Notes: And this is why Anders doesn't drink so much, any more…
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 142

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Jul 302015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 142
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂, Anton Hawke ♂, Carver Hawke ♂, Anders ♂, Aveline ♀, Donnic ♂, Cullen ♂, Fenris ♂, Isabela ♀, Merrill ♀, Varric ♂, Jethann ♂, Serendipity ⚧
Rating: T (L2  N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Tasteless jokes, heavy drinking, Cullen's abject inability to dance
Notes: The night before the wedding, Anton throws a wild party.
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Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 116

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Jun 302015
 

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Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 116
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen ♂, Serendipity ⚧, Jethann ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Misunderstandings, Fereldan jokes, Anton's garden of delights
Notes: 'Maker's … I am not allowed to put an expletive in this sentence': the Hawke-filled adventures of Ser Cullen Rutherford. PUT DOWN THE PEN, VARRIC!
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