Jul 122014
 

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Title: The Dead Man’s Game: Beer and Dominion
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Sam Winchester , Dean Winchester , Castiel , Kafziel (OC) , Gabriel , Crowley
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Expletives, memory loss, blasphemy, crackomatic crackfic of crack, we put the fun in dysfunctional
Notes: Dean just wants things to be normal. Of course, Dean’s in no position to be passing judgements on ‘normal’ in his current condition, nor is anyone else in the room.
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Jul 052014
 

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Title: The Dead Man’s Game: Cake and Sodomy
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Sam Winchester , Kafziel (OC) , Gabriel
Rating: E  (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Expletives, blasphemy, crackomatic crackfic of crack, we put the fun in dysfunctional, the internet is for porn
Notes: I’m not even going to apologise for this chapter title. It’s got Twinkies and buttsex. It’s even more appropriate, if you can name the cities of the plain that Gabriel’s credited with destroying. And what the sins of those cities actually involved. I’m just so damn sad I didn’t manage to squeeze in any jokes about Gabriel’s hundred and forty pairs of wings. Yes, pairs.
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Jul 042014
 

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Title: The Dead Man’s Game: Family and Memories
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Dean Winchester , Castiel , Kafziel (OC) , Gabriel , Crowley
Rating: T" width="32px" /> (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Expletives, memory loss, blasphemy, crackomatic crackfic of crack, we put the fun in dysfunctional
Notes: Cas and Crowley on speaking terms?! What madness is this? Gabriel and Kafziel have a nice long chat about how things are, how things might have been, and what Gabriel doesn’t remember.
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Jul 032014
 

[<- The Dead Man’s Game ->]

Title: The Dead Man’s Game: Burgers and Exposition
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester , Castiel , Kafziel (OC) , Gabriel , Crowley
Rating: T" width="32px" /> (L2 N0 S0 V1 D1)
Warnings: Expletives, blasphemy, crackomatic crackfic of crack, we put the fun in dysfunctional
Notes:  Non-stop raving and dickery, in much the fashion that occurs when one’s extended family is brought together in a single room. Introducing an archangel to the king of hell! How attached is Gabriel to those twinkies? Didn’t Sam say he’d be back ‘tomorrow’? What the hell did Castiel want with a roll of violet pastilles? Answers to these questions and more…
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Jul 022014
 

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Title: The Dead Man’s Game: Faith and Twinkies
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Sam Winchester , Castiel , Kafziel (OC) , Gabriel
Rating: T" width="32px" /> (L2  N0  S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Expletives, discussion of past murder, blasphemy, mentions of porn, vaguely cracky
Notes: Absolutely anything I say about this chapter will be a spoiler… but, so are the tags! Fuckit. Summoning Gabriel out of Casa Erotica 14 may not be the best idea Sam’s ever had, but it works. Bonus points to anyone who recognises the summoning I used. Which I seriously doubt anyone will… Keep in mind I didn’t proof this at all, so there’s pretty much guaranteed to be typos and stupid-ass continuity errors.
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Jul 012014
 

[The Dead Man’s Game ->]

Title: The Dead Man’s Game: A Question of Life or Death
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester , Castiel , Kafziel (OC)
Rating: T" width="32px" /> (L2  N0  S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Expletives, discussion of past murder, blasphemy, mentions of porn, vaguely cracky
Notes: Sam’s sure Gabriel’s dead. He was there for that. He spent decades listening to Lucifer angst about it. But, the angels in his living room aren’t so sure. Castiel might have seen Gabriel, recently, and Kafziel is pretty sure he’d have sensed it if his boss was actually dead. (Please forgive me if I accidentally flood Twitter. I’m trying to post these to the days I forgot to post them, in the hope that won’t happen.)
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Jun 042014
 

Title: (Re)Making an Angel: The Morning After
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Sam Winchester , Castiel , Kafziel (OC)
Rating: T" width="32px" /> (L2 N1 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Missing time, edited memories, past death threats, lore applied with a shoehorn, dysfunctional family
Notes: There is a lot more shit going on in Castiel’s head than anyone counted on. Kafziel gets a glimpse and it’s much more than he bargained for. Yes, I just totally set up a sequel. No, I’m not going to write it right now. I don’t know if I’ll get around to it. Quotes are Proverbs 8:22 and Sirach 1:4-5, NRSV.
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Jun 042014
 

Title: (Re)Making an Angel:  Beautiful Like a Plasma Fire
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Sam Winchester , Castiel , Kafziel (OC)
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for…? Oh, yes. Porn. Also, blasphemy, absurdity, and references to past natural disasters
Notes: I’m pretty sure I promised y’all some porn. Tada! Porn. Weird porn. power-bottom!Cas and uncomfortable voyeur!Sam.
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Jun 032014
 

Title: (Re)Making an Angel: Naming a New Scribe (4/?)
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Sam Winchester , Castiel , Kafziel (OC)
Rating: Rating: R (L1  N1 S3 V0 D1)
Warnings: Blasphemy, dysfunctional family dynamics, angels snogging, voyeurism for SCIENCE!
Notes: Not. Quite. Porn. I know I said ‘slow burn’, but I swear I didn’t think it would be this slow. Holy shit. On the other hand, half-naked angels snogging. Can’t go wrong with that!
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Jun 032014
 

Title: (Re)Making an Angel: Things Better Left Unsaid
Fandom: Supernatural
Characters: Sam Winchester , Dean Winchester , Castiel , Kafziel (OC)
Rating: Rating: R (L3 N0 S3 V0 D1)
Warnings: Blasphemy, dysfunctional family dynamics, suggestions of future angel smut, discussion of sex, mentions of fisting, the jawbone of an ass Dean’s mouth
Notes: Cas finally makes an appearance! Dean gets some screen time, and promptly regrets it! Sam may never be able to look his brother or Cas in the eye again! And Cas demands that Kafziel respect his sexual prowess! DEMAAAAAANDS. Still no porn. That’s the next chapter.
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