Mar 142024

Title: The Other Artemis
Fandom: Dragon Age/Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Jarlaxle Baenre
Rating: E ( L0 N4 S4 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It's porn, lads! Also, consensual breathplay.
Notes: A certainΒ mysterioubenefactor commissioned a gift for PillowfortOverlordKye, and I was happy to deliver. Part of a half-assed crossover AU we occasionally kick around at the Gazette, Thedosian Jarlaxle may not get the Artemis he wants, but he can definitely have the one that's hot for his elven c…ulture.
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Feb 182022

Title: A Second Astra
Fandom: Disco Elysium
Characters: Kim Kitsuragi
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Drinking beer in a mesh shirt
Notes: There's a time and a place to break the rules, and that time and place is in a dive bar in Jamrock, wearing the shirt your partner dug out of a bin somewhere in Martinaise. A gift commission for PillowfortOverlordKye, from an anonymous benefactor.
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Dec 202021

Title: All I Want for Christmas is a Gonzo Journalist Turned FBI Agent
Fandom: Shadow Unit
Characters: Sol Todd
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: If you squint, there might be a nipple
Notes: Pillowfort30Mice wanted a pinup of Duke, and while this is a little on the subdued side, it's probably the beginning of something ridiculous. My only regret is not reversing the pose to get his missing fingers in frame. *laughs*
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May 182021

Title: Get the Fuck Off My Countertop, You Goddamn Heretic
Fandom: Autumn Grove
Characters: Micah Kirklund , Sage Kirklund
Rating: G- ( L0 N0 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: A knife wielded threateningly
Notes: A commission for Pillowfort30Mice, of two out of three of Autumn Grove's swamp witch brothers. Sage is being a shit (as usual), and Micah is gesturing pointedly with the knife he was chopping onions with. Somewhere in the background, Beckett's ringing their mum to complain about Sage.
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May 082021

Title: The Finest Example of Regular Horses
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Tae-hui
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily-clad dancer/acrobat
Notes: A commission for Pillowfortdanddandd, of their dancer Tae-hui and his new best friend, the very most average of horses, the beloved ideal of average horses, in fact.
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May 042020

Title: A Difference In the Choice of Swords
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri , Jarlaxle Baenre
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: A commission that was a gift, and I couldn't post it until it was delivered… Jarlaxle, plz. Are you trying to get stabbed? … … With something metal?
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