The Unintended Consequences of Morning

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Feb 272015
 

Title: The Unintended Consequences of Morning
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Dysfunctional assholes are dysfunctional, the internet is for porn, mistaken identity, creative uses of Lyrium Ghost
Notes: Fenris decides to wake Anders up with a blowjob. Everything goes straight to hell. Still ends in orgasms, so it's all good. (I feel like I should mention I'm not ignoring my commissions queue, but the room that computer is in is cold enough I can see my breath. Back as soon as the weather stops sucking and I can sit at my desk.)
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The Finer Points of Enjoying Wine (2/2)

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Feb 272015
 

Title: The Finer Points of Enjoying Wine (2/2)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Dysfunctional assholes are dysfunctional, the internet is for porn, mulled wine, creative uses for oranges, creative uses for Lyrium Ghost
Notes: How many places can Fenris stick his glow-in-the-dark hand? Second chapter, the smut part.
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The Finer Points of Enjoying Wine (1/2)

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Feb 272015
 

Title: The Finer Points of Enjoying Wine (1/2)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Dysfunctional assholes are dysfunctional, the internet is for porn, mulled wine, creative uses for oranges
Notes: It's been a long day, but Anders has some plans for the weekly dinner he's absolutely not having with Fenris, and hasn't been having with Fenris, and won't be having with Fenris, and why would he even be in a room with Fenris, what are you talking about? Namely, some plans to ply the elf with mulled wine, before the evening proceeds in the usual manner.
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Unflattering Positions

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Feb 272015
 

Title: Unflattering Positions
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: E (L2 N0 S4 V1 D1)
Warnings: Dysfunctional assholes are dysfunctional, combat waltz, the internet is for porn
Notes: For TumblrMaverikLoki. In the middle of a celebration of Hawke's awesomeness, held, of course, at the Hanged Man, Fenris takes the opportunity to complain about why mages have no business being heroes. Anders takes offence, less to the content and more to the disruption, and 'assists' Fenris out of the room. Somehow this ends in Anders on his knees, and some very uncomfortable revelations about Fenris.
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The Spirit of Meow (3/4)

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Feb 212015
 

Title: The Spirit of Meow (3/4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, M!Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Expletives, transformation, nudity
Notes: Ok, so this goes one more… Why does nothing I intend to be three chapters ever stop at three? This is so fucking dysfunctional, I don't even…
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The Spirit of Meow (2/4)

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Feb 212015
 

Title: The Spirit of Meow (2/4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, M!Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Grown-ass men talking to a cat, expletives, cat pee
Notes: It's not a demon! It's a piss spirit! One more chapter. Just one. Lied, it's two. There is strangely little wine in this story, all things considered.
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The Spirit of Meow (1/4)

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Feb 212015
 

Title: The Spirit of Meow (1/4)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, M!Hawke ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Grown-ass men talking to a cat, expletives
Notes: After Hawke and Anders have been missing for a week, Hawke shows up at Fenris's door with a scrawny, orange cat, begging him to look after the thing, while Anders is away. Fenris reluctantly agrees, and then discovers the cat houses a Fade spirit. Of course, being a cat, it can't speak to him, but they find a way to communicate, sort of, and Fenris finds some comfort in a creature that can't sass him. Then Fenris discovers where Anders went, and the shit hits the fan.
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Unusual Configurations (13/21)

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Feb 152015
 

Title: Unusual Configurations (13/21)
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Nephele ♀, Frego ♂, the Collector ♂
Rating: E (L0 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for… Oh, yes. Porn.
Notes: For y!GallerySargantas. This seriously took me like two weeks, and I'm still not quite happy with it. I also totally skipped twelve, because that was even less pleasing. I just can't seem to get into a groove with this series, for some reason. I might jump ahead to the fight sequence, just to shake things up.
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FUCK PANTS

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Feb 152015
 

Title: FUCK PANTS
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris ♂, M!Hawke ♂, Isabela ♀, Varric ♂, Anders ♂
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Crack, more crack, Justice impressions, dirty jokes, totally inappropriate things happening under the table
Notes: For TumblrMaverikLoki. Worst influence, yo. Paragon of Bad Influence. Justice is strongly opposed to robes, and has been leaving Anders notes on the subject. (I swear that makes more sense in context.) Anders is not a big fan of pants, but Justice keeps rearranging his wardrobe, when he stops paying attention. But, Hawke finds one of those notes, and mayhem ensues. (C'mon, it's me. Of course there's mayhem.)
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