Jun 102014

Title: Hunger: the Ground-Shaking Serpent
Characters: Jordan , Tour Guide , Hunger
Rating: Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Giant snake. Dude carrying his companion and a sword.
Notes: So, I told DJay I'd do him some arts. Here's #1, Jordan carrying the Tour Guide across the desert, approached by the Holdegur. Poor Jordy's not looking so good, here…
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May 222014

Title: Rock Gods of the End of Days
Fandom: Fear Mythos: RAPTURE
Characters: Jordan , Bones
Rating: Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: So, yesterday was Rapture Day, and I'm a jackass and didn't finish this until today. I figure, what more appropriate Rapture Day arts than a Guitar Hero duel between Jordan and Bones? Originally done in purple, because of that iconic Jordan/purple scarf thing. Then I did a gold/orange version, because lo, I have seen the orange scarf, and it has permanently impressed itself upon my eyes. IDFK. Belated Rapture Day arts.
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Jul 162013

Title: In the Ear
Fandom: RAPTURE (ish. If you squint)
Characters: Jordan, El-Adrel
Rating: E (L0 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: PHYSICS! AUUUUGH! *coughs* Also, blasphemous strap-on buttsex.
Notes: So, I … threatened? offered? to make something of this brilliantly ridiculous line in Rapture. DJay requested a female angel with a strap-on, rather than my original choice of a hermaphroditic angel. Also, perhaps not so much in the ear as out the ear. I just… physics. And the other option, here, was substantially less appealing to find an angle for.
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Jun 252013

Title: Beguiled
Characters: Jordan , Salmacis
Rating: G- (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Lots of leg, lots of tentacle
Notes: Some more of Salmacis, now with a less horrifying face. Fungal tentacle things, I am told, are still wrong, but I'll get there. Jordan's hat should be less fedora-flavoured. There is also some tentacle on hat action. Also, golden light makes the blue halo go away, which kind of makes me sad, but… future reference…
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Jun 202013

Title: Heaven and Nowhere #2/2
Fandom: RAPTURE/Viridian Legacy
Characters: Jordan, Betty, Arkady
Rating:G- (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)Β 
Warnings: Some skin. Not a whole lot. Experimental haberdashery.
Notes: So, this hat came into my possession. It's… better. It's at least a little less bad. Keep throwing hats, and I'll keep rendering the middle of this scene, until we hit a hat DJay's happy with. *laughs* Anyway, it's close enough for me to fill in the blanks in the back. Yeah, there's some weird shit going on with one particular shadow that's the same colour as a shard of background. I could have fixed it in post, but I like the illusion of Jordan with a fistful of broken sky. …broken Sky, maybe, with those two… (For those of you who don't spend much time in my archive, click on the image to make it bigger.)
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Jun 202013

Title: Heaven and Nowhere #1/2
Characters: Jordan
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: That's still a fedora.
Notes: First motherfucker to provide me with a trilby in pp2, cr2, or obj format is getting a free commission. There is a very nice one (in a collection of hats), but I can't afford it. Throwing posh props at me is a good way to talk me into doing stuff. You'll notice this is version 1 of 2. I'm not doing #2 until I have a trilby.Β  (Version 2 will be the Fabulous Fetish Fuel cut, featuring the prettiest dominatrix in my runtime and her pet suicide king, in the background, because one of them is never enough.)
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Jun 162013

Title: Eat Plastic Death!
Characters: Jordan
Rating: G- (L0 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: No spidercats were harmed in the making of this image. In fact, no spidercats were used in the making of this image. All spidercats are merely heavily implied by the rageface and the upraised bludgeoning implement.
Notes: I have no fucking idea. I was trying to work on one of those things people pay me for, and then I went to Google something, and discovered it's Fathers' Day, and I'm like… I can't porn on Fathers' Day. I'm not even going to try to explain that. And then the WHOLE OF MY MUSE was occupied by Jordan Dooling. I would shake my fist and make cranky sounds, but I'm actually pretty amused with how this came out. You can't see it at all, but I did a bitchin' fine job hacking together the correct guitar controller from the wrong one and some spare parts I had laying around my runtime. Also, that pissblighted cantankerous hat will be the death of me. I can call it cantankerous. We had an argument, it and I. At volume. I cannot explain my choice of longcoat over suit jacket. I think I was just having a dramatic moment. Enough of my bitching. Back to things I'm supposed to be doing, probably tomorrow.
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