Title: Eat Plastic Death!
Fandom: OH GOD THE RAPTURE IS BURNING (Fear Mythos)
Characters: Jordan
Rating: G- (L0 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: No spidercats were harmed in the making of this image. In fact, no spidercats were used in the making of this image. All spidercats are merely heavily implied by the rageface and the upraised bludgeoning implement.
Notes: I have no fucking idea. I was trying to work on one of those things people pay me for, and then I went to Google something, and discovered it's Fathers' Day, and I'm like… I can't porn on Fathers' Day. I'm not even going to try to explain that. And then the WHOLE OF MY MUSE was occupied by Jordan Dooling. I would shake my fist and make cranky sounds, but I'm actually pretty amused with how this came out. You can't see it at all, but I did a bitchin' fine job hacking together the correct guitar controller from the wrong one and some spare parts I had laying around my runtime. Also, that pissblighted cantankerous hat will be the death of me. I can call it cantankerous. We had an argument, it and I. At volume. I cannot explain my choice of longcoat over suit jacket. I think I was just having a dramatic moment. Enough of my bitching. Back to things I'm supposed to be doing, probably tomorrow.
