Title: Goose vs Crow
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂, Horrible Goose ⚪
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: No one has been stabbed or bitten by a goose yet. One scantily-clad elf.
Notes: It is a lovely holiday in Thedas, and you are a horrible FESTIVE goose… Now, with bonus Antivan Crow.
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Title: Goose (n.) vs Goose (v.)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Nathaniel Howe ♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Side butt, getting bit by a goose, and yes that goes where you think it does
Notes: Leliana has let a goose get loose, and you all knew this was going to happen eventually.
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Title: The Keeper of the Geese
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leliana ♀, A Horrible Goose
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: C'mon, if somebody was keeping horrible geese in Skyhold, we all know who it would be.
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Title: The Goose That Came to Dinner
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Wine and miniskirts
Notes: One goose, one Hawke, and a great deal of wine.
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Title: Stealing From a Thief
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side butt
Notes: It is a lovely holiday in Thedas, and you are a horrible goose. But, don't get caught stealing sweets from the Crow.
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Title: A Not-So Decorative Goose
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen Rutherford ♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Two gentlemen defending themselves against the attack goose. Also giant fake spiders.
Notes: MONTH OF THE HORRIBLE GOOSE JUST WON'T STOP, now with Anton and Cullen thwarted in their party decorating by a horrible goose, for Tina! (Fake spiders. Totally fake spiders.)
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Title: The Goose of Vases
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: G- N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One mage in a skimpy maid outfit, waving a feather duster at a goose
Notes: MONTH OF THE HORRIBLE GOOSE GOES ON this time with Artemis trying to keep a horrible goose from smashing any more vases, for Anda.
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Title: Skirt Stealing Goose
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: A mage in a short skirt, a goose being threatened
Notes: It is a spoopy night in Thedas, and you are a horrible goose. MONTH OF THE HORRIBLE GOOSE BEGINS with Artemis fending off one (1) horrible goose, for Kitta.
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