Aug 212012

Title: Starshippy
Fandom: ST: TOS (Zahvan t'Masu)
Characters: Spock, Larue (OC), Starek (OC)
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None.
Notes: I love Starek's face in this. He looks like he's going to barf. "Oh, what? Are we really doing this? Are we really doing this on subspace? Fffff… They're going to kill my parents. Are you sure my face is blurred out? Really?" And Larue's all, "Don't worry, honey, if he throws up on your uniform, I'll get the drycleaning." But really, I've half-finished like three or four things, and everything looks like ass, including this, but at least this I can write off as 'starships have shitty lighting anyway'.
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Feb 262012

Fandom: Star Trek
Characters: Larue
Rating: T (L0 N2 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: That's a lace dress. No, really.
Notes: *coughs* So, yeah, I got an Orion skin shader today… Had to do something stupid, obviously. Expect an Andorian out of me, soon, if y!Gallery doesn't spontaneously make it through bugfixes, so I can actually read my commission queue. Three weeks, I haven't been able to work, because I don't have the image descriptions… which are on the crashed server. Anyway, enjoy the break from bad anime porn. (This is sort of for LiveJournaldiane_kepler, without whom I wouldn't have gotten such a taste for Orions.)
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Nov 152011

Title: A Completely Illogical Use of Resources
Fandom: Star Trek TOS
Characters: Spock
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: None
Notes: This is the warm-up for LiveJournalekaterin24's birthday present. I had to build me a Spock, before I could get him into any compromising positions, and I gotta say, I think I got this one right. Of course, he wouldn't look half as good, had it not been for Mylochka's awesome Vulcan skins pack. (And, yes, I am still working on a certain someone else's birthday gift, which I'll probably finish tomorrow, barring any more totally bizarre health problems.)
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May 062010

Title: The Waterverse
Fandom: ST TOS
Characters: Spock, Christopher Pike, (OCs) Starek & his crew, T'Nis & her cult, Tunor & Selov
Rating: E
Warnings: Hand!porn, alien!peen, Romulans, crazy Vulcans
Notes: If you want to share the Waterverse with your crazy Trekkie friends, please link to this post, as it's got everything in one place. There are chapter links within the larger fics.
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Jan 042010

Title: Pigeon-proofing
Fandom: ST TOS
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Scotty
Rating: G-
Warnings: Crack. Pigeons.
Notes: This is utter rubbish. tehopheliac gave me a crack!prompt with which to generate her Christmas gift, and it is both late and crap. The pointy!boxers are apparently an actual feature of the new Spock Prime figures, and this was our attempt to explain them. I got nothing.

[=EDIT=] Now with art by @thisfishflies!

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Dec 042009

Title: Tala t'Zaprah
Fandom: ST TOS
Co-authors: diane_kepler and proudcockatrice
Characters: T'Nis, Starek (and a few surprises)
Rating: M
Warnings: Violence, non-con
Notes: T'Nis thinks kidnapping is the way to Starek's heart — or at least some of his vital organs.
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Oct 312009

Title: The Goddamned White Horse (Trek Style)
Fandom: ST TOS
Characters: Kirk, McCoy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language
Notes: Dylan Thomas and his goddamned White Horse have a long history, in certain parts of American culture. After a brief commentary, earlier today, on the subject, I couldn't resist introducing the drinkers. This is, in some ways, utterly inexplicable. Thus, I shall leave the commentary at this.

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