Apr 302016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 375
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke , Cullen
Rating: T (L2 N0 S1 V0 D1)
Warnings: Alternate uses for cream cakes, ‘dragon bone’ jokes
Notes: Cullen is displeased with the latest Gazette headline. Anton, regrettably, admits to finding no further insight into the Bone Pit.
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Apr 302016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 374
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anders , Bethany Hawke , Sebastian
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Mice, canon typical violence, demons, mind-control
Notes: Bethany has plans. They include mice, but not demons.
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Apr 302016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 373
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Orana , Carver Hawke , Merrill , Serendipity , Anton Hawke
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Knob jokes, unexpected rune bases
Notes: Community reactions to an important announcement in the Kirkwall Gazette.
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Apr 302016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 372
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anders , Janssen , Anton Hawke
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, demons, undead
Notes: Dwarf boats, skeletons, and the raw power of the stone of eternal stench.
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Apr 302016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 371
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anders , Janssen
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, demons, undead
Notes: A holiday at the Bone Pit. No dragons, this time. Mostly.
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Apr 302016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 370
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Carver Hawke , Anders , Cullen , Fenris , Merrill
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Puns, horrible puns, worse puns, dreadful flirting
Notes: More swording and spooning.
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Apr 302016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 369
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Carver Hawke , Anders , Cullen , Fenris , Merrill
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Puns, horrible puns, worse puns, return of Tevinter assbaby jokes
Notes: Getting spoony over swording. Fantastic uses for whiskey and cream.
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Apr 302016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 368
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anders , Cullen , Carver Hawke , Merrill , Bethany Hawke
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Talk of revolution, uncomfortable flirting
Notes: Red lyrium, revolutionaries, and Cullen getting a little closer to Anders than he ever particularly meant to.
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Apr 302016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 367
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anders , Cullen , Carver Hawke , Merrill , Bethany Hawke
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Corpses, talk of revolution, flashbacks, gross flirting
Notes: Unfortunate discoveries, in the wake of demons. The Scholar is found, at last.
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Apr 302016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 366
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anders , Cullen , Carver Hawke , Merrill , Bethany Hawke
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: Tuesday in Kirkwall — demons, blood magic, and the Knight-Captain.
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