Title: Tell Us Another One
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Nakir ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Bare-legged dwarf drinking a beer
Notes: Nakir, the dwarven god of adventure, revelry and chaos. Brother to Monkhar, the dwarven god of crafting, discipline, and the hearth (and absolute Lord of Social Anxiety). While neither is evil, of himself, together they are the neutral evil Lords of the Gift, and one should ask nothing of them.
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Title: Deadly Things
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Mairyah ♀
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A goddess in a tiny bikini
Notes: I actually wanted a swarm of locusts for this, but I had to go with a giant praying mantis, instead. *shrugs* She's still a god of insects. I'm pretty sure that was originally meant, as I stretch back through twenty-something years of my memory without any g-d- notes, to cover carrion-eating bugs and grave worms, but the portfolio item is 'insects'. So, here, have a praying mantis.
Signs I'm gay: It's a hot chick with a large bomb and I'm sitting here justifying a bug. *laughs*
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Title: Memory Beneath the Moon
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Kafziel ♂
Rating: M ( L0 N3 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Nude dude moonbathing
Notes: The Lord of Remembrance, he of Solitude and Sorrow, is a being of energy and has no need for pants. Or maybe he's just trying to make a memory, amid his quest to regain the ones he's lost.
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Title: The Lords of Chaos
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Mihr ♀, Dahak ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A very short skirt, a scantily-clad barbarian
Notes: Somehow, 3/3 people who voted in the last poll all picked Golgothan Gods, again. So, here's more of these guys.
You met Mihr, the Lady of Love, last month. Her arrows fly true, and few struck with them needed this complication in their lives.
Carrying her off is Dahak, the Lord of Frenzy, god of barbarians, rage, and mass destruction. Once he was a hunter, then a warlord, leading the armies of the plain. Then he went on vacation and got stuck in this shithole plane, and after a good thousand-year sulk, took up convincing the locals to wreak havoc as a form of entertainment.
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Title: As Strange As You Are
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Memeth ♀
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: … Perhaps the oddest warning I've written yet, 'scantily-clad drider'. If you spook at spiders, don't open this one.
Notes: Here is Memeth, the Ever-Changing, the Lady of Resurrections, proud and unyielding, subject only to her own whims.Â
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Title: Love and Havoc for All
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Mihr ♀
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: Mihr, the goddess of love, ends battles with a flurry of her arrows. Which… cause the combatants to fall hopelessly in love with the first thing they see. Often, that's whoever is on the other end of a sword, but sometimes it's not. And not everyone is looking back at the person looking at them. Mihr grants eternal love! And it's your problem, now.
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Title: Pure Water
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Voeil ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A lot of bare torso
Notes: Voeil, the Lady of Purity and Truth, has a lot of shit going on for a goddess that was never actually used, in game. For one, she's absolutely not a conventionally-attractive human woman, she's an eldritch horror pretending to be one. Only those who find truth see her as she truly is, and not as she appears.Â
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Title: Justice With an Axe
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Dinah ♀
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: The skimpiest armour you ever did see
Notes: We've gotten so used to sword lesbians, recently. Here's a return to the axe lesbians of yesteryear! (yes, I could have used the labrys flag, but I couldn't get it to look right on the narrow banner.) Dinah, a demigoddess of law, justice, and tyranny, who is absolutely of extraplanar origins and she doesn't care if you know it.
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Title: Bisexual Seating Arrangements
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Mairyah ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bare shoulders and upper chest
Notes: This month is PRIDE and you queers picked Golgothan Gods, so we've got the most unhinged pantheon of demigods, flags flying. First up is Mairyah, the goddess of death, secrets, and magic. She's not actually the goddess of cats, but cats know all the best secrets, so they're often seen together.
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Title: The Springtime of Love
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Mihr ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A very short skirt
Notes: So, I actually did a Vex image, with Jin Ba, but then I ended up hating it, so now you get to see another deity from the Planescape campaign I used to run. Mihr, the chaotic neutral Golgothan demigoddess of love, who could inflict adoration with one touch of her arrows. And she did, freely and wildly, but especially in times of war. One did not anger Mihr, for fear of ending up in a relationship with a bugbear. Those who prayed to her were a particular kind of crazy, and I had to rewrite the paladin spec to account for her paladins, specifically.
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