Title: The Gooselord
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One scantily-clad barbarian flashing some buttcheek
Notes: MONTH OF THE HORRIBLE GOOSE CONCLUDES with two horrible geese teamed up with Carver, who might as well be a goose, for the Secret Companion! (Antlered beefcake, because it’s October! :D )
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Title: A Not-So Decorative Goose
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂, Cullen Rutherford ♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Two gentlemen defending themselves against the attack goose. Also giant fake spiders.
Notes: MONTH OF THE HORRIBLE GOOSE JUST WON’T STOP, now with Anton and Cullen thwarted in their party decorating by a horrible goose, for Tina! (Fake spiders. Totally fake spiders.)
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Title: The Goose of Vases
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: G- N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One mage in a skimpy maid outfit, waving a feather duster at a goose
Notes: MONTH OF THE HORRIBLE GOOSE GOES ON this time with Artemis trying to keep a horrible goose from smashing any more vases, for Anda.
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Title: Sword-Stealing Goose
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn ♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A Templar in a towel
Notes: MONTH OF THE HORRIBLE GOOSE CONTINUES with horrible goose #2 stealing Peryn’s sword, for Earl!
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Title: Skirt Stealing Goose
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, A Horrible Goose
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: A mage in a short skirt, a goose being threatened
Notes: It is a spoopy night in Thedas, and you are a horrible goose. MONTH OF THE HORRIBLE GOOSE BEGINS with Artemis fending off one (1) horrible goose, for Kitta.
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Title: A Bit Ratty
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fen’Din ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A loincloth, two rats, and not much else
Notes: For Earl, everyone’s favourite elven necromancer, and his zombie-rats.
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Title: Don’t Let the Chantry Fool You
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless barbarian, drawn sword
Notes: Andraste was a mage. Or so Manhammer’s people say…
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Title: Throwing Stones
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One (1) shirtless wizard
Notes: For Anda, who has requested a constant stream of Artemis, until further notice.
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Title: On the Subject of Andraste
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: The usual shirtless barbarian
Notes: Peryn, this is not an argument to have with a member of one of the last remaining Cults of Andraste from before the Chantry.
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Title: Sol Todd’s Fake Wife
Fandom: Vexation of Spirit (Shadow Unit/Lone Gunmen)
Characters: Sol Todd ♂, Richard Langly ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Langly’s fantastic legs under a tasteful skirt.
Notes: Or: That One Time In Florida
Okay, okay, I should’ve double-checked the dress before I went to the trouble, but it’s close. The jacket’s supposed to be shorter and feathered, but… I don’t really have the parts to even fake that, offhand. Whatever, anyway, stupid doodle of the Florida scene from Love Letters.
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