Jun 112017
 

Title: Only Here and Now
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Keran, Ella
Rating: G (L0 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Hetero romance
Notes: It’s only in Kirkwall, after the Experiment began, that anyone would find this even slightly acceptable, but they’ve never minded what anyone thought. Still, it’s nice to finally be able to stand out in the sun, together, and pretend they’ve won the war that started on their doorstep. Even just for a little while. (Just a shitty doodle. *shrugs*)
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Oct 082016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 22
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Ella , Merrill , Varania
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Lacy underthings and phylacteries
Notes: Shopping for gifts. More talk of phylacteries, and some talk of gentlemen in lacy underthings.
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Jun 222016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 5
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Orana , Artemis Hawke , Ella , Seneschal Bran , Donnic ,
Warnings: A few colourful words
Notes: Artemis receives a letter. The viscount election begins.
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May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 384
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke , Cullen , Varric , Isabela , Aveline , Anton Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anders , Fenris ,  Ella , Keran , Ser Marlein , Merrill , Samson
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Notes: A brief reprieve from swording. The Tranquil are found, along with records of Meredith’s madness.
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Apr 302016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 364
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen , Meredith , Ella , Keran , Cormac Hawke , Anders
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Discussions of blowing shit up, discussions of mass-murder
Notes: Ella learns Meredith’s next plan, and Cullen must make a decision. Anders makes a very different decision, and Cormac checks his plans for sense and reason.
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Apr 292016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 346
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders , Cormac Hawke , Anton Hawke , Fenris , Cullen , Keran , Ser Thrask , Ella
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V2 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, Fenris glows murderously, do not screw around in supply closets in the Gallows
Notes: Fenris finishes the fight Cormac started. Later, Thrask discovers the incredible benefits of knocking.
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Apr 052015
 

Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Carver Hawke , Leandra Amell , Gamlen Amell , Anders , Aveline , Cullen , Donnic , Fenris , Isabela , Merrill , Sebastian , Varric , Ella , Jethann , Keran , Meredith Stannard , Orana , Orsino , Raleigh Samson , Serendipity , Tallis , Varania , Theron Mahariel , Kallian Tabris , Alim Surana , Natia Brosca , Nathaniel Howe , Gytha , Zevran Arainai , Cassandra Pentaghast
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V3 D1)
Warnings: Smiting, buggery, zero relationship skills, gesticulating with ham, gesticulating with dildoes, is everyone in this fic bisexual?, we did bad shit to canon, butts. did I mention butts? because butts., sass & class & ass, wow damn you can say that in Latin, non-explicit het, non-explicit femslash, terribly explicit slash
Notes: DA2 AU in which both Carver and Bethany survive, and there are three older Hawke siblings. And all of them are Purple. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll want to set Fenris on fire a couple times. Nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing, but they’ll do it anyway! At least people usually know who the fuck they’re doing… Except that one time. Starts cracky, but gets semi-serious, decently quickly. Never gets entirely serious, because hello, Purple Hawke does not ‘serious’. Or at least three of them don’t all at once. IT’S A GODDAMN ROMANCE. JUST READ IT.

"Why does everyone keep saying ‘ass’?" said either Anton or the pile of blankets in his shape.

(Fucking AO3 just deleted the 33 chapters of this that we posted in the last month. And now I’m posting it here, JUST IN CASE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. This master post will take on new chapters as I manage to post them, so it should stack up pretty quick over the next day or two.)

Update: This master post will include the entire series. Links to AO3 for the parts I didn’t have any part in writing.
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