Jul 062026
 

Title: The Prize in the King Cake
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Some side-butt, one trashy elf being trashy
Notes: Y'all really thirsty for some drow, huh? For the second month in a row, they topped the polls. And, you know, it's also my birthday this month, and I'll be celebrating obnoxiously all month long.

First up, if any drow was going to jump out of a cake in little more than ribbons, we all know which one that would be.
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Jun 222026
 

Title: Found You…
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Memeth
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Rating's a little higher because she's a drider. Don't click if you're afraid of spiders.
Notes: Ah, she likes what she sees, but… maybe a few more legs, hm? Another eye or four? You'd look much better with fifteen more teeth…
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Jun 092026
 

Title: The State of International Relations
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric of Elmridge , Val de Serault
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two scantily-clad mages, a lot of skin, some side-butt
Notes: … has never been better, between Ferelden and Orlais. Frick and Val for EarlGreyer.
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May 122026
 

Title: Tending the Oceans of Blood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Raleigh Samson
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V2 D0 )
Warnings: Red lyrium and scars, red water. Unsettling, but not gross.
Notes: For our Secret Companion… So, there's a throwaway line in a codex about Falon'din having 'lakes as wide as oceans' filled with the blood of those who wouldn't bow to him. Suspicions hold this was at least partially the blood of titans, which isn't red at all. But, it can be. Red lyrium!Samson growing his own ocean of blood.
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Apr 232026
 

Title: Beasts of the Sea
Fandom: Autumn Grove
Characters: Ceran Lynch
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A large, damp elf in a shell bikini
Notes: Ceran's people evolved from cats, but if cats were sea creatures. The Grove compensated for this addition to its ecosystem with merbunnies. We know where Ceran came from… the bunnies, though? Anyone's guess.
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Apr 212026
 

Title: Give Fun Human Thingy
Fandom: Homicipher
Characters: Mr Crawling
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V2 D0 )
Warnings: One spirit/yokai with an open shirt and heavy facial scarring
Notes: For Kye, a bit of Mr Crawling being his usual adorable self, now with bonus transdimensional Easter eggs! They must've fallen through the ceiling. Everything does, eventually…
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