Title: But It's Lopsided!
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad mage at a tiki bar
Notes: It's Artie. Everything has to be straight except him.
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Dec 202025
Title: An Offer You Might Want to Refuse
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric of Elmridge
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A very scantily clad mage-demon with some skulls
Notes: Who the hell gave me 'spoopmas' as a theme? I hope you also voted for Frick, because he's the only reason you're getting it. *laughs*
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Dec 192025
Title: Sweets for the Salty
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: The gold garland thong makes an appearance
Notes: … Or at least for the stabby.Â
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Dec 182025
Title: Not Another Chandelier…
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One rogue. One article of underclothing. A nice hat.
Notes: … Where's Anton? Where he belongs, obviously. Hanging from the chandelier for balance, as the real star of this tree.
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Dec 172025
Title: An Inclination to Jingle
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: The might of the Hawke ass remains unchallenged
Notes: Artie's had too many to be up on the ladder, by now. Time to let Cormac hang stuff. But wait… if we're all the way up here…Â where's Anton?
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Dec 162025
Title: Off to a Precarious Start
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Some surprisingly tasteful lingerie, a bottle of wine, and broken Christmas ornaments
Notes: Artie's just going to take a minute (and a drink) before he tries that again. That and someone with shoes has to get a dustpan.
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Dec 112025
Title: For They're Getting Dull…
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A whole lot of inner thigh and frilly underthings.
Notes: It's Artemis. At least there's not wine in the bottle. I wonder if you can mage-wax metal…
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Dec 092025
Title: Flocking Around
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: An elf in a thong
Notes: Certain parties suggested Christmas doves, and who better to put with them than a certain Crow?
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Dec 082025
Title: Here Comes Dragon Claus
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One rogue, featuring underbutt and a bucket of raw meat
Notes: 'And they say, when the snow comes to Kirkwall, Lord Dog goes up to the Bone Pit with fresh meat for all the good dragonlings!'
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Dec 072025
Title: A Very Beary Christmas [07/25]
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A scantily-clad magical bear with two other less-magical bears
Notes: It's Cormac. It's Advent. You knew this was coming.
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