Title: A Wrapped Package or Two
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Them's some short shorts…
Notes: It's my party and I'll Hawke if I want to… Anton Hawke, for our Birb.
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Title: The Cake: Is It a Lie?
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Drow in a skimpy loincloth, with more side-butt than usual
Notes: Kimmuriel can't stop being suspicious long enough to just eat cake. Which, really, is probably reasonable.
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Title: The Prize in the King Cake
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Some side-butt, one trashy elf being trashy
Notes: Y'all really thirsty for some drow, huh? For the second month in a row, they topped the polls. And, you know, it's also my birthday this month, and I'll be celebrating obnoxiously all month long.
First up, if any drow was going to jump out of a cake in little more than ribbons, we all know which one that would be.
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Title: Hot Hawke Tea
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Rated 'T' for 'Trashy'. Really, just some bare chest and leg.
Notes: Certain Birbs wanted the gayest of Hawkes, this month, with some tea. With tea, in tea… *shrugs* Close enough, right?
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Title: Found You…
Fandom: Ostian Adventures
Characters: Memeth ♀
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Rating's a little higher because she's a drider. Don't click if you're afraid of spiders.
Notes: Ah, she likes what she sees, but… maybe a few more legs, hm? Another eye or four? You'd look much better with fifteen more teeth…
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Title: The Whole Herring
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Magical booty not belonging to a Hawke, for a change
Notes: There are so many dirty jokes in this one, and I'm not making any of them. Anders and Pounce, for the Secret Companion.
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Title: The State of International Relations
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric of Elmridge ♂, Val de Serault ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two scantily-clad mages, a lot of skin, some side-butt
Notes: … has never been better, between Ferelden and Orlais. Frick and Val for EarlGreyer.
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Title: Stranger Still
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Kimmuriel Oblodra ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Drow in a skimpy loincloth, with illithid statues
Notes: The look of a man who was expecting more tentacles…
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Title: Tending the Oceans of Blood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Raleigh Samson ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V2 D0 )
Warnings: Red lyrium and scars, red water. Unsettling, but not gross.
Notes: For our Secret Companion… So, there's a throwaway line in a codex about Falon'din having 'lakes as wide as oceans' filled with the blood of those who wouldn't bow to him. Suspicions hold this was at least partially the blood of titans, which isn't red at all. But, it can be. Red lyrium!Samson growing his own ocean of blood.
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Title: A Surprise Guest
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One templar in gloves and skivvies facing a dragon
Notes: Sometimes, you're just minding your own business, painting a dragon egg, and suddenly it hatches! Peryn, for EarlGreyer.
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