Title: A Sandy Shimmy
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A long loincloth that covers about as much as a small thong
Notes: Less spicy, more gritty. Now in shades of rose red and magenta, for the enjoyment of our Birb.
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Title: Lady Frishell Wins This Round
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Nathaniel Howe ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: That's not a crotch shot, but it could have been.
Notes: Anything to escape the perfumes of her letters…Â even this. Nate, for the Secret Companion.
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Title: Eschewing Stealth for Glamour in Love
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless elf
Notes: For Earl, here's everyone's favourite assassin with the key to all of our hearts. [Insert Mr Iron's Key-to-Heart Dagger jokes.]
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Title: Heartily Swording
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless guy and a bit of thigh
Notes: For our Badger, the cover of something the Randy Dowager Quarterly would definitely review.
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Title: Dreaming of a Red Christmas
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Raleigh Samson ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Mild horror and a whole lot of butt-cheek. Side-effects of red lyrium.
Notes: I try to get at least one bonus wallpaper-sized image after Advent. Most of the time, I even succeed! This year, you get red-lyrium!Samson looking godawfully like 1970s Jack Nicholson…
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Title: Trashbirds
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad assassin, a bit light on the ass
Notes: One trashy Crow and two bin chooks. Just what every holiday needs!
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Title: Koala-la-la-la
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad rogue bearing gifts
Notes:
🎶 DECK THE HALLS WITH EUCALYPTUS
KOALA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA 🎶
Better than last year's koalas, but they still look like they all saw a ghost…
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Title: A Floofy Assortment
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: The Hawke ass cannot be contained
Notes: An assortment of birds of the evening: three kiwi and a Hawke.
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Title: But It's Lopsided!
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad mage at a tiki bar
Notes: It's Artie. Everything has to be straight except him.
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Title: An Offer You Might Want to Refuse
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric of Elmridge
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A very scantily clad mage-demon with some skulls
Notes: Who the hell gave me 'spoopmas' as a theme? I hope you also voted for Frick, because he's the only reason you're getting it. *laughs*
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