Title: Ancient Elven C…outure
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It’s like a bikini, except feathers
Notes: To go with the elven c…ulture. *laughs* Artemis, for Anda.
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Title: Inquiring After a Solution
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Niall ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless barbarian
Notes: Our hero would like to help Niall calm the fuck down. Obviously a few drinks in the tavern is not the right answer, and even Fen’Din only works for so long. Leliana must have some insight. She’s legendarily good at this kind of thing.
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Title: Glowing In The New Year
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: You could’ve shown this on television in the 60s. There’s more skin in Star Trek.
Notes: Hey, we all know the only gunpowder in Thedas is in the hands of the Qunari, but that’s why there are mages. Bethany, for Kitta.
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Title: Dragonslayer
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Carver Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V2 D0 )
Warnings: That dragon is deceased. It is an ex-dragon. Also Carver showin’ a lot of leg.
Notes: The one dragon Anton’s not going to shit a brick about his brother having killed. *coughcough* For the Secret Companion.
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Title: Too Much Demon, Not Enough Beer
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Niall ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Bare-chested barbarian with beer
Notes: Niall has had about enough of people, for the day. No, really. No, really really.
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Title: Beer and Demons
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Niall ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Booze and nipples
Notes: After Fen’Din’s stunt, Manhammer takes Niall to the tavern. Niall, however, is still not so great at large numbers of people with large numbers of regrets.
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Title: Who Needs Elves?
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Nathaniel Howe ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Vintage swimsuit Warden
Notes: Nate and his, er, platypus helpers, who are much more enthused about this holiday than the local Dalish.
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Title: A Holiday for Schmooples
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leliana ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Vintage swimsuit, bad impressions of Australia
Notes: I couldn’t really say I’d misused Australia without a completely misplaced kangaroo, but they seem to be popular on xmas cards, so I feel somewhat justified adding one here. Have some Leliana Claus, now with nugs, kangaroo, and cockatoo.
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Title: A Hawke and Other Birds
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: One shirtless mage boozing it up
Notes: Ain’t no party like a Hawke beach party! Somebody get this mage another drink.
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Title: A Surprise Platypus
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Vintage swimsuit mage
Notes: Which is obviously the second best kind of platypus, but the Golden Platypus didn’t get enough votes, this year. Santa Kinnon still approves.
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