Title: Dreaming of a Red Christmas
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Raleigh Samson ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Mild horror and a whole lot of butt-cheek. Side-effects of red lyrium.
Notes: I try to get at least one bonus wallpaper-sized image after Advent. Most of the time, I even succeed! This year, you get red-lyrium!Samson looking godawfully like 1970s Jack Nicholson…
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Title: Trashbirds
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad assassin, a bit light on the ass
Notes: One trashy Crow and two bin chooks. Just what every holiday needs!
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Title: Koala-la-la-la
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad rogue bearing gifts
Notes:
🎶 DECK THE HALLS WITH EUCALYPTUS
KOALA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA 🎶
Better than last year's koalas, but they still look like they all saw a ghost…
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Title: A Floofy Assortment
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: The Hawke ass cannot be contained
Notes: An assortment of birds of the evening: three kiwi and a Hawke.
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Title: But It's Lopsided!
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad mage at a tiki bar
Notes: It's Artie. Everything has to be straight except him.
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Title: An Offer You Might Want to Refuse
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric of Elmridge
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A very scantily clad mage-demon with some skulls
Notes: Who the hell gave me 'spoopmas' as a theme? I hope you also voted for Frick, because he's the only reason you're getting it. *laughs*
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Title: Sweets for the Salty
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Zevran Arainai ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: The gold garland thong makes an appearance
Notes: … Or at least for the stabby.Â
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Title: Not Another Chandelier…
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One rogue. One article of underclothing. A nice hat.
Notes: … Where's Anton? Where he belongs, obviously. Hanging from the chandelier for balance, as the real star of this tree.
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Title: An Inclination to Jingle
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: The might of the Hawke ass remains unchallenged
Notes: Artie's had too many to be up on the ladder, by now. Time to let Cormac hang stuff. But wait… if we're all the way up here…Â where's Anton?
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Title: Off to a Precarious Start
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Some surprisingly tasteful lingerie, a bottle of wine, and broken Christmas ornaments
Notes: Artie's just going to take a minute (and a drink) before he tries that again. That and someone with shoes has to get a dustpan.
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