Jun 222016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 6
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Aveline , Serendipity , Merrill , Varric , Gamlen Amell , Charade , Fenris , Ser Thrask , Cullen
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: An abundance of dick jokes
Notes: A celebration of the election of the new Viscount of Kirkwall. Drunken meat jokes in abundance.
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Apr 302016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 373
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Orana , Carver Hawke , Merrill , Serendipity , Anton Hawke
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Knob jokes, unexpected rune bases
Notes: Community reactions to an important announcement in the Kirkwall Gazette.
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Apr 292016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 354
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Carver Hawke , Isabela , Cullen , Varric , Anders , Fenris , Theron Mahariel , Varania , Paivel , Serendipity , Gytha , Sebastian
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Inappropriate sausage humour, codpieces
Notes: Paivel annoys Sebastian. Certain parties sneak off to better enjoy the sausage privately.
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Feb 212016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 338
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Isabela , Sebastian , Cormac Hawke , Serendipity
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Blasphemy, magic, dangerous pranks, kidnapping
Notes: A trap is set. Sebastian starts to wonder how he got talked into any of this.
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Sep 202015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 194
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke , Isabela , Serendipity
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Racism, transphobia, cheating at cards
Notes: Anton’s got to make a living somehow! Lord Dog plays cards with his ladyfriends and some unfortunate Orlesians.
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Jul 312015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 150
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders , Fenris ,  Serendipity , Madame Lusine
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Incidentally in a brothel
Notes: Fenris needs a favour from Anders.
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Jul 312015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 147
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Isabela , Branson , Cullen , Anton Hawke , Mia , Cullen’s Mum , Artemis Hawke , Fenris , Cormac Hawke , Anders , Bethany Hawke ,  Sebastian , Carver Hawke , Varric , Serendipity
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Branson meets the Stallion, ANTON NO, heroic entrances, religious humour
Notes: Isabela wins again. Oh, and Anton and Cullen get married.
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Jul 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 142
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Carver Hawke , Anders , Aveline , Donnic , Cullen , Fenris , Isabela , Merrill , Varric , Jethann , Serendipity
Rating: T (L2  N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Tasteless jokes, heavy drinking, Cullen’s abject inability to dance
Notes: The night before the wedding, Anton throws a wild party.
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Jun 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 116
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke , Cullen , Serendipity , Jethann
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Misunderstandings, Fereldan jokes, Anton’s garden of delights
Notes: ‘Maker’s … I am not allowed to put an expletive in this sentence’: the Hawke-filled adventures of Ser Cullen Rutherford. PUT DOWN THE PEN, VARRIC!
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Jun 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody In Ass Major – Chapter 108
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Anders ,  Cullen , Fenris , Serendipity
Rating: T (L2 N1 S2 V0 D1)
Warnings: Quit peeing on things Anton, gross mating rituals
Notes: This is why we don’t pee on statues. Also, a crown of lime.
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