Nov 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: The Care and Naming of Hawkes: Cormac
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Malcolm Hawke , Leandra Amell , Artemis Hawke
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Malcolm Hawke’s A+ parenting, children, children peeing on things, pregnancy/birth
Notes: Among the common people of Ferelden, accidents, disease, and malnutrition frequently end the lives of young children. The tradition, therefore, became to name a healthy child in their second or third year. Malcolm Hawke’s second child is due within days, by the time he takes his first to the Chantry, to be named. The tradition continues, and the second takes the nameless place of the first, until it is his turn.
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Nov 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title:
Pranksters of Kinloch Hold – A Visual Study of Lust
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anders ,  Karl Thekla ,  Alim Surana
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V1 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for porn, voyeurism, a little rough, the difference between consent and desire
Notes: Surana has been allowed to watch Anders indulge in any number of pleasures, in the interest of furthering his own understanding of experiences he’ll never have, and he and his sketchbook accompany two vastly different interpretations of sex, in a single day. (For TumblrMevima)
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Nov 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 278
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ,  Fenris , Cormac Hawke , Anders , Merrill , Orana , Varric
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: Anders is nobody’s master, but none of them quite believe that.
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Nov 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 277
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ,  Fenris , Cormac Hawke , Anders , Merrill , Orana , Varric
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Former Tevinter slaves, dick jokes, beer
Notes: An abundance of elves move into a dilapidated, haunted estate. What could go wrong?
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Nov 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 276
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke , Sebastian , Elthina , Artemis Hawke ,  Fenris , Varric
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Elthina talks, some of the shipment isn’t furniture
Notes: Sebastian tries to get the Grand Cleric out of Kirkwall. A shipment from Tevinter finally arrives.
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Nov 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 275
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke , Sebastian ,  Anton Hawke , Isabela , Anders , Leliana
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Inappropriate flirtation, politics, canon-typical violence
Notes: Politics, politics, and wild parties some people are sorry they missed, even as others are grateful.
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Nov 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 274
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke , Sebastian , Elthina ,  Anton Hawke , Isabela , Anders
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Elthina talks
Notes: Elthina has some concerns about a possible Exalted March. Bethany and Sebastian agree to meet with an agent of the Divine. Anders is delighted to be invited along.
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Nov 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 273
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cullen , Keran , Varric , Anders
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D1)
Warnings: Stabbing the furniture
Notes: Cullen learns about bureaucratic magic. Anders has some concerns about Varric’s continued mental health.
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Nov 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 272
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Fenris
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence, red lyrium
Notes: Varric finds what he’s looking for. Fenris talks him out of keeping it.
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Nov 302015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 271
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Varric , Artemis Hawke , Anton Hawke , Fenris
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V1 D0)
Warnings: Canon-typical violence from canon-atypical sources
Notes: Things go from interesting to worse. The house stops throwing furniture and starts throwing larger things.
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