May 302022

Title: Machinery of Air and Water
Fandom: Lone Gunmen
Characters: Richard Langly
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad circuit-fish
Notes: It's not his department. Yeah, he can probably figure it out, but that doesn't mean it'll ever work again. It's not designed for down here. It's designed for up there, and it probably can't handle the pressure, or it would still work. Obviously.
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May 232022

Title: A Light in the Deep
Fandom: Shadow Unit
Characters: Chaz Villette
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A technically-nude merman
Notes: So, I think this is the point at which I admit there will never be a better mer!Chaz image than This Fish Will Fuck You Up. Which isn't to say this one's bad — but, it lacks the power of that first one. Not blue enough in the right places. Not red enough, in others.
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May 222022

Title: The Sight of Blood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon , Peryn
Rating: G- ( L0 N0 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Pool of blood stretching in from offscreen
Notes: As I was clearing out many hundreds of edits in my inbox, I tripped over a delightful comment:

I'd stab at least three Venatori with a spoon to see a certain Templar catch a certain fainty mage all dramatically. Y'know, sickly Orlesian book style.

And Comedy of Assholes readers know there's only one couple they could be talking about. So, I bring you Kinnon absolutely sucking eggs at the sight of blood, in the middle of a major battle, with a very surprised Peryn, in the style of an Orlesian romance cover.

what the fuck am i doing with my life? … … having fun. clearly.
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May 202022

Title: A Shadowy Figure
Fandom: Vexation of Spirit
Characters: Shadow
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: totally unrealistic shirt draping
Notes: I'm not very funny. His name is Shadow, and he belongs to Pillowfort30Mice. Shadow, for those who haven't been following along, is the weirdly adorable cannibal serial killer who showed up recently in Vexation of Spirit. And this picture is awkward as hell, but after a few more, I think I can get him to look right.
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May 172022

Title: Queen of the Deep
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Bethany Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Bikini-clad mermaid
Notes: Beneath the waves, Bethany would not be a mere princess-consort, but a warrior queen in her own right. (I bet fish don't have stupid rules about mages in politics…) For Kitta.
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May 102022

Title: Sharkhunter
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless merman
Notes: MerMay begins with the eater of souls, Leofric of Elmridge, for the Secret Companion. If somebody's gonna hunt large predators in any environment, it's gonna be him. (Which is sort of how he got killed, when you consider it…)
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