May 152018
 

Title: Well Worth Stealing
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Daylen Amell , Isabela
Rating: E ( L0 N4 S3 V0 D0 )
Warnings: 100% smut, unusually het.
Notes: Isabela has no regrets about her choice of prize, after the victory at Dairsmuid. Daylen doesn’t have enough brain cells to consider regrets at this time, but it’s unlikely he’ll have any later. So, you know how I don’t do het? Yeah. Assume I still don’t do het. Any attempt to use this as leverage will get you blocked.
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Aug 202017
 

Title: Come Undone
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric , Val de Serault
Rating: E (L0 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Naked mages, teh gay, nobody looks quite sure this is a good idea
Notes: The quote that set this off is from the middle of a yet-unreleased chapter. But, I’m having the week from hell, so you get porn, because I can’t get these two idiots out of my head.
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Oct 102016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Assing it Up – Chapter 28
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Metaphorical swording, lines from bad Orlesian romance
Notes: Anton gets laid. Bran has regrets. Oh, so many regrets.
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May 022016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 377
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke , Cullen
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: ‘Villainy’, ass-banditry, exciting uses for office furniture, the internet is for porn
Notes: It is an extremely good thing that Anton’s desk is so sturdy, and that any Orlesians are on the other side of a locked door.
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Apr 302016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 361
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Anders , Fenris
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: The internet is for porn
Notes: Fenris rediscovers the joy of being in bed with two mages, instead of just one.
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Apr 292016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 360
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Anders , Fenris
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: The internet is for porn
Notes: Artemis decides he has an even better idea. Fenris isn’t sure about it, but Anders is willing to give it a try.
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Apr 292016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 359
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke , Anders , Fenris
Rating: E (L2 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Autofellatio, the internet is for porn
Notes: A sausage-filled demonstration of the flexibility of certain blue-glowing individuals.
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Apr 292016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 356
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fenris , Anders
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D1)
Warnings: Chocolate covered Tevinter sausage and other inappropriate sausage humour, also the internet is for porn
Notes: Fenris and Anders enjoy a different sort of sausage, downstairs.
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Apr 292016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 349
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anders , Bethany Hawke
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Angst, the internet is for porn, Bethy no, interruptions
Notes: Cormac has terrible ideas, but sometimes Anders likes them. Sometimes those ideas do not quite go according to plan.
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Apr 292016
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Rhapsody in Ass Major – Chapter 348
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anders
Rating: E (L3 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: Angst, the internet is for porn
Notes: Anders is having an off day. Good thing Cormac’s there to solve this problem.
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