The Other Artemis

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Mar 142024
 

Title: The Other Artemis
Fandom: Dragon Age/Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: E ( L0 N4 S4 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It's porn, lads! Also, consensual breathplay.
Notes: A certain mysterious benefactor commissioned a gift for PillowfortOverlordKye, and I was happy to deliver. Part of a half-assed crossover AU we occasionally kick around at the Gazette, Thedosian Jarlaxle may not get the Artemis he wants, but he can definitely have the one that's hot for his elven c…ulture.
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November Pinup 04 – Gesticulating With Corn

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Nov 282023
 

Title: Gesticulating With Corn
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Shirtless drow, implications of wine
Notes: For Kye, Jarlaxle telling stories about Entreri, over dinner. It's probably Athrogate he's pointing at, like 'You were there! You saw him do it!'
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One Tart, Now Watery

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Sep 042023
 

Title: One Tart, Now Watery
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless drow
Notes: Yeah, I dunno what the fuck happened here, but I'm pretty sure it started somewhere around 'why does he look damp'/"I dunno, but I'm blaming Jarlaxle" during character creation in BG3, and went downhill from there. Jarlaxle, as a watery tart, no swords. There would definitely have been more sword if I'd remembered this wasn't going on Patreon…
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Brothers in Sass and Salt

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Jul 222021
 

Title: Brothers in Sass and Salt
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂, Gromph Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One scantily-clad drow
Notes: Yeah, I'm not clear on what happened here, because heat exhaustion is a way of life around here, but somebody said something and then I was threatening to do Gromph pinups, which required me to add the archmage in question to my stack of drow. Left Jarlaxle, right Gromph, no postwork.
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A Difference In the Choice of Swords

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May 042020
 

Title: A Difference In the Choice of Swords
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂, Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: A commission that was a gift, and I couldn't post it until it was delivered… Jarlaxle, plz. Are you trying to get stabbed? … … With something metal?
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Sweets for the Sweet

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Feb 142020
 

Title: Sweets for the Sweet
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad drow with chocolates
Notes: Hey, if there's one thing Jarlaxle's good at, it's being completely over the top. You have no idea how difficult it was for me not to make this card read 'Chocolate Salty Balls'. Anyway, another 4×5 valentine for your favourite Forgotten Realms fan.
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