Title: Room for Two More
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: The nudity and wine are heavily implied. One drow in a hot tub.
Notes: Three, if you're flexible!
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Title: The Prize in the King Cake
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Some side-butt, one trashy elf being trashy
Notes: Y'all really thirsty for some drow, huh? For the second month in a row, they topped the polls. And, you know, it's also my birthday this month, and I'll be celebrating obnoxiously all month long.
First up, if any drow was going to jump out of a cake in little more than ribbons, we all know which one that would be.
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Title: Wanna Try Me?
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless drow trash
Notes: "I never try anything. I just do it."
He'll do anything once, and another five times if he likes it.
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Title: The Weight of Nothing Overhead
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless drow
Notes: The votes are in, and y'all gave me 'Salt-Mining the Underdark', so it's gonna be salty drow all month, plus this somewhat less salty drow. 'OMG,' you say, 'why is a drow out in the sun? They can't see in sunlight!' Which, yes, but also A) you can't see his other eye and B) it's Jarlaxle, and I promise there are magic items for exactly that.
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Title: A Pretty Lure
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-elf, half-fish, half shirt
Notes: Ladles and jellyspoons, it's MerMay. And what does the poll say? You absolute lunatics have asked for the finest fish of the underdark. My co-author Maverik did a memorable lanternfish!Jarlaxle a few years back, so I'm sticking with the theme, here, or at least the lantern.
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Title: A Taste For Elves
Fandom: Forgotten Realms/Dragon Age
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: E ( L0 N4 S4 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It's porn.
Notes: Or maybe a taste of elves? Crossover pr0nz, for Maverik by request of 30Mice, featuring Jarlaxle and the wrong Artemis.
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Title: The Other Artemis
Fandom: Dragon Age/Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: E ( L0 N4 S4 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It's porn, lads! Also, consensual breathplay.
Notes: A certain mysterious benefactor commissioned a gift for 
OverlordKye, and I was happy to deliver. Part of a half-assed crossover AU we occasionally kick around at the Gazette, Thedosian Jarlaxle may not get the Artemis he wants, but he can definitely have the one that's hot for his elven c…ulture.
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Title: Gesticulating With Corn
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Shirtless drow, implications of wine
Notes: For Kye, Jarlaxle telling stories about Entreri, over dinner. It's probably Athrogate he's pointing at, like 'You were there! You saw him do it!'
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Title: One Tart, Now Watery
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless drow
Notes: Yeah, I dunno what the fuck happened here, but I'm pretty sure it started somewhere around 'why does he look damp'/"I dunno, but I'm blaming Jarlaxle" during character creation in BG3, and went downhill from there. Jarlaxle, as a watery tart, no swords. There would definitely have been more sword if I'd remembered this wasn't going on Patreon…
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Title: The Face Says No, But…
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless merman and one almost-shirtless merman
Notes: … the tail also says no. Some underwater Faerûnian nonsense for Sass.Â
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