The Weight of Nothing Overhead

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Sep 012025
 

Title: The Weight of Nothing Overhead
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless drow
Notes: The votes are in, and y'all gave me 'Salt-Mining the Underdark', so it's gonna be salty drow all month, plus this somewhat less salty drow. 'OMG,' you say, 'why is a drow out in the sun? They can't see in sunlight!' Which, yes, but also A) you can't see his other eye and B) it's Jarlaxle, and I promise there are magic items for exactly that.
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A Pretty Lure

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May 052025
 

Title: A Pretty Lure
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-elf, half-fish, half shirt
Notes: Ladles and jellyspoons, it's MerMay. And what does the poll say? You absolute lunatics have asked for the finest fish of the underdark. My co-author Maverik did a memorable lanternfish!Jarlaxle a few years back, so I'm sticking with the theme, here, or at least the lantern.
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A Taste For Elves

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Feb 132025
 

Title: A Taste For Elves
Fandom: Forgotten Realms/Dragon Age
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂, Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: E ( L0 N4 S4 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It's porn.
Notes: Or maybe a taste of elves? Crossover pr0nz, for Maverik by request of 30Mice, featuring Jarlaxle and the wrong Artemis.
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The Other Artemis

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Mar 142024
 

Title: The Other Artemis
Fandom: Dragon Age/Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂, Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: E ( L0 N4 S4 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It's porn, lads! Also, consensual breathplay.
Notes: A certain mysterious benefactor commissioned a gift for PillowfortOverlordKye, and I was happy to deliver. Part of a half-assed crossover AU we occasionally kick around at the Gazette, Thedosian Jarlaxle may not get the Artemis he wants, but he can definitely have the one that's hot for his elven c…ulture.
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November Pinup 04 – Gesticulating With Corn

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Nov 282023
 

Title: Gesticulating With Corn
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Shirtless drow, implications of wine
Notes: For Kye, Jarlaxle telling stories about Entreri, over dinner. It's probably Athrogate he's pointing at, like 'You were there! You saw him do it!'
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One Tart, Now Watery

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Sep 042023
 

Title: One Tart, Now Watery
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless drow
Notes: Yeah, I dunno what the fuck happened here, but I'm pretty sure it started somewhere around 'why does he look damp'/"I dunno, but I'm blaming Jarlaxle" during character creation in BG3, and went downhill from there. Jarlaxle, as a watery tart, no swords. There would definitely have been more sword if I'd remembered this wasn't going on Patreon…
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Brothers in Sass and Salt

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Jul 222021
 

Title: Brothers in Sass and Salt
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂, Gromph Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One scantily-clad drow
Notes: Yeah, I'm not clear on what happened here, because heat exhaustion is a way of life around here, but somebody said something and then I was threatening to do Gromph pinups, which required me to add the archmage in question to my stack of drow. Left Jarlaxle, right Gromph, no postwork.
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