Title: Gesticulating With Corn
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: Shirtless drow, implications of wine
Notes: For Kye, Jarlaxle telling stories about Entreri, over dinner. It's probably Athrogate he's pointing at, like 'You were there! You saw him do it!'
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Title: One Tart, Now Watery
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless drow
Notes: Yeah, I dunno what the fuck happened here, but I'm pretty sure it started somewhere around 'why does he look damp'/"I dunno, but I'm blaming Jarlaxle" during character creation in BG3, and went downhill from there. Jarlaxle, as a watery tart, no swords. There would definitely have been more sword if I'd remembered this wasn't going on Patreon…
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Title: The Face Says No, But…
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless merman and one almost-shirtless merman
Notes: … the tail also says no. Some underwater Faerûnian nonsense for 
Sass.Â
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Title: A Real Card
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dude
Notes: I mean, it's Jarlaxle. What were you actually expecting?
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Title: Lovely Decorations
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: DAT ASS. Clothed, but still. One shirtless drow.
Notes: I love all both of you who voted Salt Mining the Underdark for this month's extras. We open with Jarlaxle being… well, Jarlaxle.
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Title: Brothers in Sass and Salt
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle Baenre ♂, Gromph Baenre ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One scantily-clad drow
Notes: Yeah, I'm not clear on what happened here, because heat exhaustion is a way of life around here, but somebody said something and then I was threatening to do Gromph pinups, which required me to add the archmage in question to my stack of drow. Left Jarlaxle, right Gromph, no postwork.
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Title: A Difference In the Choice of Swords
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Artemis Entreri ♂, Jarlaxle Baenre ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: A commission that was a gift, and I couldn't post it until it was delivered… Jarlaxle, plz. Are you trying to get stabbed? … … With something metal?
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Title: Sweets for the Sweet
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Scantily clad drow with chocolates
Notes: Hey, if there's one thing Jarlaxle's good at, it's being completely over the top. You have no idea how difficult it was for me not to make this card read 'Chocolate Salty Balls'. Anyway, another 4×5 valentine for your favourite Forgotten Realms fan.
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Title: One of Those Harvest Festival Things
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle ♂, Artemis Entreri ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings:
Notes: Entreri learns yet again never to bet against Jarlaxle when his wardrobe is at stake.
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Title: It Matches the Hat
Fandom: Forgotten Realms
Characters: Jarlaxle ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A minimally-dressed drow
Notes: This one's just a quick doodle for Mav, who wanted some 'slutty Jarlaxle'. I don't think I quite managed, but have some sass sans trousers.
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