Nov 292022
 

Title: You Be Me (trashy version)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon , Peryn
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two shirtless dudes and some side-butt
Notes: Pretty sure I said I’d be doing something a little more pinup styled with this idea, last month, and here it is! :D
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Nov 282022
 

Title: Functional Fashion
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Kinnon , Ser Peryn , Lord Manhammer
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dude
Notes: Peryn would like to have a conversation that doesn’t involve his clothing choices, now. Maybe one that involves three beers and some good cheese.
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Nov 072022
 

Title: Offending the Barbarians
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer , Ser Peryn
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two shirtless dudes and some side-butt
Notes: Peryn has accidentally purchased the ‘Sexy Fereldan’ costume, intended for some questionable Orlesian shenanigans, instead of proper clothing. Manhammer is not amused.
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Oct 182022
 

Title: You Be Me For a While
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon , Ser Peryn
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None, unfortunately
Notes: I feel like I failed at ‘pinup’ here, but these two dressed up like each other for Halloween was too good to pass up. I’ll do a trashy version later, I think. Kinnon and Peryn for EarlGreyer.
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Jun 212022
 

Title: A Shrine to the Wedding Goat
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It’s Peryn in a thong. Enough said.
Notes: Peryn’s not good at this Southern stuff, but he tries! He has come to make an offering to the Wedding Goat, so the spirits will favour his proposal. For Earl, of course.
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May 222022
 

Title: The Sight of Blood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon , Peryn
Rating: G- ( L0 N0 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Pool of blood stretching in from offscreen
Notes: As I was clearing out many hundreds of edits in my inbox, I tripped over a delightful comment:

I’d stab at least three Venatori with a spoon to see a certain Templar catch a certain fainty mage all dramatically. Y’know, sickly Orlesian book style.

And Comedy of Assholes readers know there’s only one couple they could be talking about. So, I bring you Kinnon absolutely sucking eggs at the sight of blood, in the middle of a major battle, with a very surprised Peryn, in the style of an Orlesian romance cover.

what the fuck am i doing with my life? … … having fun. clearly.
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Feb 152022
 

Title: The Sun Beneath the Stone
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One tidily draped sheet and some side-butt.
Notes: There’s some lore in there about the lure of raw lyrium and dwarves falling into the sky, but the important thing is definitely Ser Peryn’s designs for the evening. For Kitta.
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Sep 202021
 

Title: Orlesian Indulgence
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A bubblebath with wine
Notes: So, PillowfortEarl_Greyer wanted Peryn in a bubblebath, but Peryn’s not in the queue until like March, and I needed something else to do this month, so… here’s that, then. Also, I still suck at bubblebaths. I really have to work on the texturing, there.
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