Title: June Pinup 02 – The Maker's Warmth
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A shirtless dude
Notes: … usually, so lacking in Ferelden… Peryn, for EarlGreyer.
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Jun 132023
May 302023
Title: Underwater Love
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless mermen! A whole two of them!
Notes: For EarlGreyer. I reordered the queue just to get Kinnon and Peryn in May.
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Nov 292022
Title: You Be Me (trashy version)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two shirtless dudes and some side-butt
Notes: Pretty sure I said I'd be doing something a little more pinup styled with this idea, last month, and here it is! :D
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Nov 282022
Title: Functional Fashion
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Ser Peryn ♂, Lord Manhammer ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dude
Notes: Peryn would like to have a conversation that doesn't involve his clothing choices, now. Maybe one that involves three beers and some good cheese.
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Nov 212022
Title: Tasteful, But Still Tasty
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Ser Byers ♂, Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dude and some side-butt
Notes: As promised, Byers takes Peryn shopping for something more … appropriately Fereldan
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Nov 072022
Title: Offending the Barbarians
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two shirtless dudes and some side-butt
Notes: Peryn has accidentally purchased the 'Sexy Fereldan' costume, intended for some questionable Orlesian shenanigans, instead of proper clothing. Manhammer is not amused.
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Oct 182022
Title: You Be Me For a While
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None, unfortunately
Notes: I feel like I failed at 'pinup' here, but these two dressed up like each other for Halloween was too good to pass up. I'll do a trashy version later, I think. Kinnon and Peryn for EarlGreyer.
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Jun 212022
Title: A Shrine to the Wedding Goat
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It's Peryn in a thong. Enough said.
Notes: Peryn's not good at this Southern stuff, but he tries! He has come to make an offering to the Wedding Goat, so the spirits will favour his proposal. For Earl, of course.
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May 222022
Title: The Sight of Blood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N0 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Pool of blood stretching in from offscreen
Notes: As I was clearing out many hundreds of edits in my inbox, I tripped over a delightful comment:
I'd stab at least three Venatori with a spoon to see a certain Templar catch a certain fainty mage all dramatically. Y'know, sickly Orlesian book style.
And Comedy of Assholes readers know there's only one couple they could be talking about. So, I bring you Kinnon absolutely sucking eggs at the sight of blood, in the middle of a major battle, with a very surprised Peryn, in the style of an Orlesian romance cover.
what the fuck am i doing with my life? … … having fun. clearly.
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Apr 212022
Title: The First Warm Day
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Ser Peryn ♂, Kinnon ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S1 V0 D0 )
Warnings: side-butt and hugs
Notes: For Earl, for whom no amount of this unlikely couple is too much! Which is good, because I like them, too.
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