Jun 212022
 

Title: A Shrine to the Wedding Goat
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It’s Peryn in a thong. Enough said.
Notes: Peryn’s not good at this Southern stuff, but he tries! He has come to make an offering to the Wedding Goat, so the spirits will favour his proposal. For Earl, of course.
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May 222022
 

Title: The Sight of Blood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon , Peryn
Rating: G- ( L0 N0 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Pool of blood stretching in from offscreen
Notes: As I was clearing out many hundreds of edits in my inbox, I tripped over a delightful comment:

I’d stab at least three Venatori with a spoon to see a certain Templar catch a certain fainty mage all dramatically. Y’know, sickly Orlesian book style.

And Comedy of Assholes readers know there’s only one couple they could be talking about. So, I bring you Kinnon absolutely sucking eggs at the sight of blood, in the middle of a major battle, with a very surprised Peryn, in the style of an Orlesian romance cover.

what the fuck am i doing with my life? … … having fun. clearly.
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Feb 152022
 

Title: The Sun Beneath the Stone
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One tidily draped sheet and some side-butt.
Notes: There’s some lore in there about the lure of raw lyrium and dwarves falling into the sky, but the important thing is definitely Ser Peryn’s designs for the evening. For Kitta.
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Sep 202021
 

Title: Orlesian Indulgence
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A bubblebath with wine
Notes: So, PillowfortEarl_Greyer wanted Peryn in a bubblebath, but Peryn’s not in the queue until like March, and I needed something else to do this month, so… here’s that, then. Also, I still suck at bubblebaths. I really have to work on the texturing, there.
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Aug 242021
 

Title: August Pinup 04 – Upon the Lion’s Edge
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon , Ser Peryn ,
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two dudes in skirts dancing
Notes: For EarlGreyer, Kinnon and Peryn having a great time, probably in Orlais to judge by the mosaic.
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