Title: Tasteful, But Still Tasty
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Ser Byers ♂, Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dude and some side-butt
Notes: As promised, Byers takes Peryn shopping for something more … appropriately Fereldan
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Title: Offending the Barbarians
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two shirtless dudes and some side-butt
Notes: Peryn has accidentally purchased the 'Sexy Fereldan' costume, intended for some questionable Orlesian shenanigans, instead of proper clothing. Manhammer is not amused.
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Title: You Be Me For a While
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None, unfortunately
Notes: I feel like I failed at 'pinup' here, but these two dressed up like each other for Halloween was too good to pass up. I'll do a trashy version later, I think. Kinnon and Peryn for EarlGreyer.
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Title: A Shrine to the Wedding Goat
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It's Peryn in a thong. Enough said.
Notes: Peryn's not good at this Southern stuff, but he tries! He has come to make an offering to the Wedding Goat, so the spirits will favour his proposal. For Earl, of course.
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Title: The Sight of Blood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N0 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Pool of blood stretching in from offscreen
Notes: As I was clearing out many hundreds of edits in my inbox, I tripped over a delightful comment:
I'd stab at least three Venatori with a spoon to see a certain Templar catch a certain fainty mage all dramatically. Y'know, sickly Orlesian book style.
And Comedy of Assholes readers know there's only one couple they could be talking about. So, I bring you Kinnon absolutely sucking eggs at the sight of blood, in the middle of a major battle, with a very surprised Peryn, in the style of an Orlesian romance cover.
what the fuck am i doing with my life? … … having fun. clearly.
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Title: The First Warm Day
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Ser Peryn ♂, Kinnon ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S1 V0 D0 )
Warnings: side-butt and hugs
Notes: For Earl, for whom no amount of this unlikely couple is too much! Which is good, because I like them, too.
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Title: The Sun Beneath the Stone
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One tidily draped sheet and some side-butt.
Notes: There's some lore in there about the lure of raw lyrium and dwarves falling into the sky, but the important thing is definitely Ser Peryn's designs for the evening. For Kitta.
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Title: Orlesian Indulgence
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A bubblebath with wine
Notes: So, 
Earl_Greyer wanted Peryn in a bubblebath, but Peryn's not in the queue until like March, and I needed something else to do this month, so… here's that, then. Also, I still suck at bubblebaths. I really have to work on the texturing, there.
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Title: August Pinup 04 – Upon the Lion's Edge
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Ser Peryn ♂,
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two dudes in skirts dancing
Notes: For EarlGreyer, Kinnon and Peryn having a great time, probably in Orlais to judge by the mosaic.
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Title: A Beardy Doodle
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: Earl said something about Peryn with a beard, at the party, and I got blighted with this artbunny, so here you go, Peryn with a beard. He still looks completely stoned.
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