Offending the Barbarians

Title: Offending the Barbarians
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Lord Manhammer ♂, Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two shirtless dudes and some side-butt
Notes: Peryn has accidentally purchased the 'Sexy Fereldan' costume, intended for some questionable Orlesian shenanigans, instead of proper clothing. Manhammer is not amused.

"What the blight are you wearing? That's not even Alamarri!"
'Of course not. It's Clayne.'
"Pretty sure it's not. Pretty sure nobody in Ferelden is running around freezing their junk off all the time."