Jun 232025
 

Title: It's Not Bisexuality If It's Mind Control
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: John Byers
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Boxers, socks, and necktie
Notes: He'd never once have thought it, if it wasn't for that one time with the psychic (and psycho, if you want Langly's opinion) ex. But, she did, and then he did, and every once in a while, he considers it again. Langly is not drunk enough for Byers's drama-soluble heterosexuality.
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Apr 282025
 

Title: Shitpost Venus
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: John Byers
Rating: M N3 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: There's cloth in most of the right places, but not all of them
Notes: You saw this coming. You had to have seen this coming. Shit, I had to make sure I hadn't done it before. Anyway, yes, I did spend two days staring at Botticelli's Birth of Venus for this one, and no, it's not The Same, for a lot of reasons, not least the eggshell. (But, I spent way too long capturing that mostly vacant expression.)
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Sep 022024
 

Title: He Wouldn't Have Chosen Red
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen
Characters: John Byers
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Byers in an evening gown
Notes: This month's poll came up Vex, so please enjoy the mix of LGM, SU, and one OC with way too many fans. *laughs* First up, Byers, because someone proposed Byers in an evening gown, when I complained my brain was in the off position. Hope this was what they had in mind…
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Sep 212022
 

Title: A Handful of Hours
Fandom: The Lone Gunmen/Sunless Skies
Characters: John Byers , Richard Langly
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None
Notes: … at the Last Lamp-Post.

Yeah, I know, this one's obscure as hell, but Bright-Eyed!Byers and Langly, Lord of Langley Hall (not a typo), at the Last Lamp-Post, because I randomly got distracted by Cosmogone Dreams, the other night. Again. Yes, I wrote it. Yes, i keep reading it. No, I don't know why.
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