Title: A Shrine to the Wedding Goat
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It’s Peryn in a thong. Enough said.
Notes: Peryn’s not good at this Southern stuff, but he tries! He has come to make an offering to the Wedding Goat, so the spirits will favour his proposal. For Earl, of course.
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Title: Doglord’s Foothold
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Nothin’ but fancy shorts and a trashy pose
Notes: Bit of a nod to some ruins in the Hinterlands of Ferelden, with extra Dales-era wolf statue. And extra Lord Dog. For the Secret Companion.
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Title: The Sight of Blood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N0 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Pool of blood stretching in from offscreen
Notes: As I was clearing out many hundreds of edits in my inbox, I tripped over a delightful comment:
I’d stab at least three Venatori with a spoon to see a certain Templar catch a certain fainty mage all dramatically. Y’know, sickly Orlesian book style.
And Comedy of Assholes readers know there’s only one couple they could be talking about. So, I bring you Kinnon absolutely sucking eggs at the sight of blood, in the middle of a major battle, with a very surprised Peryn, in the style of an Orlesian romance cover.
what the fuck am i doing with my life? … … having fun. clearly.
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Title: Sharkhunter
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless merman
Notes: MerMay begins with the eater of souls, Leofric of Elmridge, for the Secret Companion. If somebody’s gonna hunt large predators in any environment, it’s gonna be him. (Which is sort of how he got killed, when you consider it…)
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Title: The First Warm Day
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Ser Peryn ♂, Kinnon ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S1 V0 D0 )
Warnings: side-butt and hugs
Notes: For Earl, for whom no amount of this unlikely couple is too much! Which is good, because I like them, too.
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Title: The Bane of Denerim
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kallian Tabris ♀
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Quite a bit of leg
Notes: Do I mean Kalli? Do I mean the rain? Open to interpretation. For the Secret Companion.
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Title: From the Dead the Living Came
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric of Elmridge ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Burnout velvet and bare bones
Notes: Back by Earl’s demand, everyone’s favourite soul-sucking jerk, Frick!
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Title: The Prettiest Mageflower
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: That’s about half a shirt and a whole lot of leg
Notes: And he knows it. Artemis, for Anda.
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Title: A Mageflower of Another Colour
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: One scantily-clad magical bear with a tasty-looking cocktail
Notes: How many mageflowers is too many for one family? Cormac thinks they can get away with one more, at least for the moment. For Kitta.
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Title: The Knave of Hearts
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Beads and a well-placed thigh.
Notes: … is such a tart. Cormac, for Anda.
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