Jun 212022
 

Title: A Shrine to the Wedding Goat
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: It’s Peryn in a thong. Enough said.
Notes: Peryn’s not good at this Southern stuff, but he tries! He has come to make an offering to the Wedding Goat, so the spirits will favour his proposal. For Earl, of course.
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Jun 072022
 

Title: Doglord’s Foothold
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Nothin’ but fancy shorts and a trashy pose
Notes: Bit of a nod to some ruins in the Hinterlands of Ferelden, with extra Dales-era wolf statue. And extra Lord Dog. For the Secret Companion.
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May 222022
 

Title: The Sight of Blood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon , Peryn
Rating: G- ( L0 N0 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Pool of blood stretching in from offscreen
Notes: As I was clearing out many hundreds of edits in my inbox, I tripped over a delightful comment:

I’d stab at least three Venatori with a spoon to see a certain Templar catch a certain fainty mage all dramatically. Y’know, sickly Orlesian book style.

And Comedy of Assholes readers know there’s only one couple they could be talking about. So, I bring you Kinnon absolutely sucking eggs at the sight of blood, in the middle of a major battle, with a very surprised Peryn, in the style of an Orlesian romance cover.

what the fuck am i doing with my life? … … having fun. clearly.
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May 102022
 

Title: Sharkhunter
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Leofric
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless merman
Notes: MerMay begins with the eater of souls, Leofric of Elmridge, for the Secret Companion. If somebody’s gonna hunt large predators in any environment, it’s gonna be him. (Which is sort of how he got killed, when you consider it…)
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Mar 152022
 

Title: A Mageflower of Another Colour
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: One scantily-clad magical bear with a tasty-looking cocktail
Notes: How many mageflowers is too many for one family? Cormac thinks they can get away with one more, at least for the moment. For Kitta.
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