Title: The Broom is for Sweeping
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: A wizard in a somewhat skimpy 'sexy witch' costume
Notes: I'm pretty sure this is actually for Kye, but 100% Birb's fault. I think the suggestion was 'Artemis! With a broom! But, you know, like a witch!'
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Title: Inviting Indulgence
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: I dunno, it's got trashy vibes
Notes: For the Secret Companion, Artemis enjoying an exceptionally clean spa. Why's it so clean? Why do you think?
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Title: Theron's Pickled DEEZ NUTZ
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless elf in shorts
Notes: For Kye. This all started with a line about Theron's pickled walnuts, and it all went downhill from there, at the last party. And yes, that weird brownish green is what pickled walnuts look like when they're about half done.
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Title: Don't Lick It
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One man in a well-draped sheet
Notes: Peryn for Earl. He might need the reminder not to get any of that shiny stuff in his mouth.
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Title: The Poet's Keeper
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kalli Tabris ♀, Theron Mahariel ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Theron's scantily clad and sluttily posed
Notes: For the Secret Companion, two elves for the price of one, this month! The Bane of Denerim and her… charming husband, Hahren Shem-Tamer.
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Title: Summer in the Hinterlands
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Low-hanging loincloth
Notes: For the Secret Companion, one magical bear enjoying a stream.Â
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Title: The Thrill of Discovery
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Valery de Serault ♂, Leofric of Elmridge ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S1 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two guys in their underthings, not quite touching. It just looks like it might go somewhere.
Notes:
For Earl Greyer, the second favourite tragic duo, Val and Frick, doing what they do best: starting trouble in places they're not supposed to be.
'Phillibert finished the research started by Mandanus, and it all agrees with Callistus. You know what that means, right?'
"Holidays by Lake Celestine?"'Holidays in Cumberland, at least. Hand me that copy of The Emerald Waters from behind you. I want to check one more thing…'
Title: Divine Victoria Approves
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Ser Peryn ♂, Kinnon ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N1 S0 V0
Warnings: Shirtless dudes, one in booty shorts
Notes: For our Earl, the gayest of Earls, if not the greyest of Earls, Kinnon and Peryn celebrating.
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Title: Saltwater Sass Mage
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Artemis Hawke ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Half-fish, half-mage, half-shirt
Notes: Artie, for the Secret Companion. It is clearly an error on my part that we have not had any deep-sea Artemis until this point, but this month, we've got two Artemeese!
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Title: The Prophet's Ashes
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Fen'Din Surana ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Side-butt. He's not actually naked, the fire's just in the way of the loincloth.
Notes: Easter? Necromancy? Oh, you know where this is going! Fen'Din makes an attempt on the supposed ashes of Andraste. (As we've joked in the past, if all those ashes were Andraste, she must've been a dragon.) For Kye, because NYAAA, which is absolutely a reason.
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