Title:Â Runem-tor Ha'kiv
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Spock, Uhura, Kirk, Spock!Prime
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Kirk's mouth
Notes:Â This is part two of Jackie's request (2211 words). Spock!Prime has become his younger self, and he's begun to make the changes he feels are necessary.
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Title:Â Introducing Ralph
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Kirk, Bones, Scotty, Uhura, Sulu, Chekov
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Booze and angst. Also, revolting humour.
Notes:Â So, this is one of those cases of true story, fictional characters. Drunken shenanigans ensue, after the crew's safe return to Earth. Spock wants none of it, Uhura gets offended, Scotty comes to the rescue, and Bones … well, Bones is unintentionally hilarious.
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Title: Vulcans Don't Meow (in public…)
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Kirk, Scotty, Chekov, Uhura, Sulu, Bones
Rating: G-
Warnings: Typical catlike behaviour. Hairballs.
Notes: 
tehopheliac won this from me in the 
help_haiti fandom auction, and I have just now finally finished the bloody thing. She requested Spock as a cat. I still suck at crackfic. Apologies.
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Title:Â Complications in the Head
Fandom:Â ST XI
Characters:Â Spock, Kirk, Uhura, Scotty, some extras
Rating: M
Warnings:Â Alien peen, inappropriate use of a bathroom
Notes:Â For the crackmeme, but you knew that. I used to hang out in this fab gay bar, where there was only one bathroom. It had stalls. Sometimes people got into shenanigans in them, and we'd sit on the sinks and take bets… Of course, I'm the only bloke I know who looks like a twelve-year-old girl, so I kind of miss the single-bathroom theory of design.
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Title: Voglia Di Dance All Night
Fandom: STXI
Characters: Spock, Uhura, Kirk, Bones, Scotty, Chekov, Sulu
Rating: G-
Warnings: Slightly cracky.
Notes: Crackmeme strikes again. I think I'm adding a crackmeme tag, later today, when I get up off my lazy. OP asked for some clubscene bridge-crew. I made it happen in the worst possible way, and probably actually failed to fill the prompt. And if you know the dance Kirk's doing, by name, you're probably from my town.
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Title: Theme Songs!
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Sulu, Chekov, Scotty, Uhura
Rating: T
Warnings: Kirk opens his mouth. Spock finds Uhura fascinating.
Notes: Crackmeme strikes again. OP wanted some theme songs for crew members. I filled in the blanks.
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Title: Mouse!
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Kirk, Spock, Uhura, McCoy, Sulu, Chekov, Chapel
Rating: T
Warnings: CRACK. Kirk uses a few expletives.
Notes: Another one for the crackmeme. Somebody asked for a mouse on the bridge. I delivered.
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Title: Fabulously Smug
Fandom: ST XI
Characters: Spock, Uhura, Kirk
Rating: T
Warnings: Kirk opens his mouth, expletives ensue
Notes: Anonymouse wanted Spock to be FAAAABULOUS, DAHLING. I wrote some and then I just couldn't do it any more.
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Title:Â The Five Times Scotty and Chekov Interrupted Lunch
Fandom:Â Star Trek XI
Characters:Â Scotty/Chekov, McCoy, Kirk, Spock, Uhura
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Language and implications
Notes:Â This was some pure crack I picked up at the crackmeme. Keyphrase is "Not in the restaurant, dammit."
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Title: Drunken Lullabies
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters: Spock, Scotty, Chekov, McCoy, Uhura, Kirk
Rating: G-
Warnings: drunk!Spock
Notes: I'm so sorry that Scotty sounds Irish through this whole thing, but I can't write Scots worth a sprightly damn. *looks sheepish* *avoids jokes involving sheep and Scotsmen* Also, the Black Forest, if you're not familiar with it, is a drink involving cherry brandy, vodka, and chocolate syrup. It's really chocolatey. The songs are Drunken Lullabies by Flogging Molly and Irish Whiskey by Cherry Poppin' Daddies. I am also insanely pleased with the idea of Spock as a drunken sentimental mess.
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