Title: Apocalypse Bunnies
Fandom: Vortex
Characters: Rabbit Red ♂, Lepus Lazuli ♀
Rating: G (L0 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Bunny kemonomimi
Notes: So, it's someone's birthday… In an effort to avoid getting my ass beat, I'm not saying whose. *grins* But, it's someone I expect will both appreciate this and then kick my ass for it. ♥
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Title: A Mountain in the Wasted Lands
Fandom: Vortex
Characters: the Explorer, the Romulan Suicide, the Chiurgeon
Rating: T (L2 N0 S0 V0 D2)
Warnings: Expletives and ephedrine. Glossing over the flaws of many.
Notes: I took a man of my acquaintance at his word, when he gave me permission to … well, I asked to rhapsodise, but this took a turn for the dark and strange. But, given the place, I can't say I'm at all surprised by that. Disappointed, perhaps, but it always tells itself as it wants to be told, and I'm not invited to pretty it up.
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Title:Â Twelve Green Bottles
Fandom:Â N/A
Characters:Â N/A
Rating: G-
Warnings:Â the foolishness of a decade
Notes:Â For the Snowbringer, my dearest Romulan Suicide. You know the story, but I still tell it better. And I definitely prefer the current non-aggression pact to the … rather open hostilities of the first few years.
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Title: The Ghost of Winter Runs with Scissors
Fandom: Vortex
Characters: the Explorer, the Chiurgeon, the Romulan Suicide
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language
Notes: I ain't talking about this. As with all Vortex tales, it stands as it stands, and it's a rattling tale told in the spaces between things. Runs With Scissors is, as I think I've noted before, a place.
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Title: Chronicles of Vortex
Characters: Ume-kun, Emory Swank, Serapi, Boy, Abelard, Robin Goodfellow, NextX, Gunslinger
Rating: T
Warnings: None
Notes:This collection was written entirely prior to 2001. It is rougher writing than any of my other displayed works. Some of these are also stream of consciousness, and at least two completely lack capital letters. It was a stylistic thing. I got over it.
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Title:Â Division of the Whole
Fandom:Â Vortex
Characters:Â Chocho, Inuchan, Robin
Rating: T
Warnings:Â Expletives like whoa
Notes:Â I started this one in 2003, and then, I just stopped caring as my life collapsed into a flaming pile of shit around my ears. I'll probably never finish it.
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Title: Falling, Face First
Fandom: Vortex
Characters: Serapi, Boy
Rating: G-
Warnings: Drunkenness, implied shenanigans
Notes: It's someone's truth… I remember it. I want to say this one was written in 2001.
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Title: Immeasurable, the Waste Land
Fandom: Vortex
Characters: VonGraeding
Rating: T
Warnings: Expletives, violating the cultural norms, rampant Gonzo Journalism
Notes: I was young, and sincerely fed up. And yes, VonGraeding does wear velvet opera dresses when he's feeling campy.
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Title: Strawberry Bats
Fandom: Sweet Jane
Characters: Jane
Rating: T
Warnings: Expletives, surrealist thought
Notes: This was part of a never-completed and mostly lost surrealist epistolary novel. These were the days when love meant being beaten severely with a strawberry flavoured aluminum baseball bat — in a strictly synaesthetic sense.
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Title: Late Nights With J.W.'s Nose
Fandom: Vortex
Characters: VonGraeding, Pisswater, Angry Jonny
Rating: M
Warnings: Bathroom humour, gross explorations of famous locales
Notes: I spent a late night in a local (fairly famous) slop joint, and these are the cultural assumptions I made from what I could see. I was taking way too much Anthropology, at the time, and it was starting to affect my brain.
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