Title: Sheep's Choice
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two gents mostly dressed and dancing
Notes: For Earl, Kinnon and Peryn at one of those balls you don't get out of going to when you're Important.
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Title: North of Cumberland
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One tactically draped blanket
Notes: Kinnon, for Earl Greyer. You remember that scene in Hang a Right…? Did I actually write that scene? I'm pretty sure this is out of Hang a Right. *laughs*
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Title: Underwater Love
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Shirtless mermen! A whole two of them!
Notes: For EarlGreyer. I reordered the queue just to get Kinnon and Peryn in May.
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Title: You Be Me (trashy version)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Peryn ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: Two shirtless dudes and some side-butt
Notes: Pretty sure I said I'd be doing something a little more pinup styled with this idea, last month, and here it is! :D
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Title: Functional Fashion
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Ser Peryn ♂, Lord Manhammer ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dude
Notes: Peryn would like to have a conversation that doesn't involve his clothing choices, now. Maybe one that involves three beers and some good cheese.
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Title: Fashion vs Function
Fandom: Manhammer Does Thedas
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Ser Byers ♂, Lord Manhammer ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: One shirtless dude
Notes:
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Title: You Be Me For a While
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Ser Peryn ♂
Rating: G ( L0 N0 S0 V0 D0 )
Warnings: None, unfortunately
Notes: I feel like I failed at 'pinup' here, but these two dressed up like each other for Halloween was too good to pass up. I'll do a trashy version later, I think. Kinnon and Peryn for EarlGreyer.
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Title: A Reserved Seat
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N1 S0 V0 D1 )
Warnings: A scantily clad mage and a mug of ale
Notes: Kinnon, for Earl Greyer. Just another southern barbarian hanging around in taverns.
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Title: The Sight of Blood
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Kinnon ♂, Peryn ♂
Rating: G- ( L0 N0 S0 V1 D0 )
Warnings: Pool of blood stretching in from offscreen
Notes: As I was clearing out many hundreds of edits in my inbox, I tripped over a delightful comment:
I'd stab at least three Venatori with a spoon to see a certain Templar catch a certain fainty mage all dramatically. Y'know, sickly Orlesian book style.
And Comedy of Assholes readers know there's only one couple they could be talking about. So, I bring you Kinnon absolutely sucking eggs at the sight of blood, in the middle of a major battle, with a very surprised Peryn, in the style of an Orlesian romance cover.
what the fuck am i doing with my life? … … having fun. clearly.
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Title: The First Warm Day
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Ser Peryn ♂, Kinnon ♂
Rating: T ( L0 N2 S1 V0 D0 )
Warnings: side-butt and hugs
Notes: For Earl, for whom no amount of this unlikely couple is too much! Which is good, because I like them, too.
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