Aug 312015
 

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Title: Adventures in Cuisine Via Hawke: Apples, at Last (6/6)
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters:Anton Hawke , Bethany Hawke , Fenris
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: A few questionable turns of phrase
Notes: Bethany, of course, is once again the sane and sensible Hawke.
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Aug 312015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Adventures in Cuisine Via Hawke: A Broken Bottle Between Friends (4/6)
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke , Varric , Fenris
Rating: T (L1 N1 S0 V2 D1)
Warnings: Drunken stupidity, shirtless elf, mention of a past killing
Notes: When food fails, it’s time to bargain with whiskey.
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Aug 312015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Adventures in Cuisine Via Hawke: An Elfed-Up Decision (3/6)
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Fenris
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Cormac’s opinions on food are questionable at the best of times
Notes: Cormac decides to go the traditional Dalish food route. Unfortunately, Fenris is the least elfy elf in all of Thedas.
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Aug 312015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Adventures in Cuisine Via Hawke: That’s Not How Food Works (2/6)
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke , Cormac Hawke , Artemis Hawke , Leandra Amell , Gamlen ,  Fenris
Rating: G- (L1 N0 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Leandra’s A+ mothering, who let Artie near the stove
Notes: No, Artie, you can’t cook. Stop trying, for the good of all Thedas.
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Aug 312015
 

[ Master Post ]
Title: Adventures in Cuisine Via Hawke: The Delights of Orlais (1/6)
Co-Conspirator: TumblrMaverikLoki
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Anton Hawke ,  Fenris
Rating: G- (L1 N1 S0 V0 D0)
Warnings: Shirtless elf, who in Thedas doesn’t like chocolate!?
Notes: Anton Hawke has a habit of bribing Fenris with apple tarts. But, what came before the tarts?
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Aug 312015
 

Title: Grabbing the Ring (15/21)
Fandom: N/A
Characters: Frego , The Collector , Nephele
Rating: E (L0 N4 S4 V0 D0)
Warnings: The internet is for porn
Notes: For y!GallerySargantas. The Collector knows he has to remove the ring, to get what he wants, and he thinks Frego will remain submissive, even when his powers return.
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Aug 302015
 

Title: A Sleepless Night (2/2)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anders
Rating: M (L3 N1 S3 V2 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, discussion of past relationships, war in the past tense, dead friends, discussion of past abuse
Notes: Okay, yes, now it’s two chapters. More of the same, pretty much. They’re charming. They’re sweet. They’re both complete dicks.
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Aug 302015
 

Title: A Sleepless Night (1/2)
Fandom: Dragon Age
Characters: Cormac Hawke , Anders ,
Rating: M (L3 N1 S2 V2 D1)
Warnings: Dick jokes, discussion of past relationships, war in the past tense, dead friends
Notes: Post-Tranquility. Cormac Hawke hasn’t heard from Anders in a few days, and he’s worried. Never mind that he barely knows the guy, that was a shitheap of unfortunate events and every mage’s nightmare. He finds Anders doing a terrible impression of ‘just fine’.
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