Characters: Severus Snape ♂, Rodolphus Lestrange ♂, Lucius Malfoy ♂
Rating: T (L2Β N0 S0 V0 D2)
Warnings: Drunken teenage deatheaters, buttsex jokes, narrowly averted violence
Notes: "Number two out of three, in a matched set of catamites!" Severus Snape objects strongly to this characterisation — not of his two best friends, but of himself.